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[Obsessed]

Wish I knew a solution for ya, brother.

I told him I needed to think on it. I'd only work 4-5 days a week. Be home on weekends. (Here or there) he will let me run out of fort smith if I want.

Just tough decisions right now.

 

[YorkVol]

I was up in Gatlinburg at some timeshare back in the late 90's, high as a kite. Saw a dog walking into the pool area and thought it would be fun to go pet it. My brother and I run down there and walk up to the dog but its not a dog its a huge brown bear. We collectively s!@t our pants and run for our lives. Good times.

Answers the question, does a pair shart in the woods. ..

 

[McDad]

I told him I needed to think on it. I'd only work 4-5 days a week. Be home on weekends. (Here or there) he will let me run out of fort smith if I want.

Just tough decisions right now.

That seems like a good offer on the surface.

 

[gcbvol]

I told him I needed to think on it. I'd only work 4-5 days a week. Be home on weekends. (Here or there) he will let me run out of fort smith if I want.

Just tough decisions right now.

I'm sure you want to make the decision that will bring the most happiness, but perhaps are unsure what exactly will make you happy. Hoping for the best, Obs.

 

[Obsessed]

That seems like a good offer on the surface.

Yeah and the pay is good as well.

 

[Obsessed]

I'm sure you want to make the decision that will bring the most happiness, but perhaps are unsure what exactly will make you happy. Hoping for the best, Obs.

This^^^^^^^^

 

[Carl Pickens]

I had to google this. Lmao.

No sir. That's not it.

It's a good thing.... I hear it's incredibly painful after a while

 

[MercyPercy]

You out or what?

Cleansing process for a potential piss test. Percy's got a juicy job offer lined up which may require my bodily fluids to be clean as a puritan's.

 

[McDad]

nerd

I know. I'm so ashamed.

 

[Obsessed]

Cleansing process for a potential piss test. Percy's got a juicy job offer lined up which may require my bodily fluids to be clean as a puritan's.

Well good luck man!!!

 

[McDad]

Cleansing process for a potential piss test. Percy's got a juicy job offer lined up which may require my bodily fluids to be clean as a puritan's.

Juicy job, huh?

If you get it, we expect you to share the wealth.

 

[Obsessed]

I know. I'm so ashamed.

It's what my ex (high school sweetheart) always called me.

Some may not believe it, but I am smart.

 

[MercyPercy]

Well good luck man!!!

Thanks mate.

 

[MercyPercy]

Juicy job, huh?

If you get it, we expect you to share the wealth.

I'm gonna be buying a new car so I probably won't have much to spare, but if you want some clean pee, now's your chance. This is a rare opportunity.

 

[TNsnyper20]

Whenever some talks about clean piss I think of the program. Good movie. Going to have to watch it tonight.

 

[Obsessed]

Whenever some talks about clean piss I think of the program. Good movie. Going to have to watch it tonight.

I'm subject to being tested at any given moment.

 

[BearCat204]

I'm subject to being tested at any given moment.

I haven't been drug tested since working in civil service and working a job that requires a high clearance (and I have not heard of anyone else being tested either)...........I was drug tested like 3 times a year when I worked at walmart before.

 

[Grand Vol]

I haven't been drug tested since working in civil service and working a job that requires a high clearance (and I have not heard of anyone else being tested either)...........I was drug tested like 3 times a year when I worked at walmart before.

Of the random tests? Only three in twenty years.

But two entire unit command directed ones lol

 

[BearCat204]

Of the random tests? Only three in twenty years.

But two entire unit command directed ones lol

I was never even given one when being hired. When I was in the military we had them all the time and when I have worked other places outside the USG. Every time I think about it, it just puzzles me

 

[TNsnyper20]

We have random tests. I've never been hit with one.

 

[McDad]

I made it a point to ask the testing assistant to hold my Wang while I provide the sample to make sure I do it right.

Have only been tested once in my life.

 

[Grand Vol]

I made it a point to ask the testing assistant to hold my Wang while I provide the sample to make sure I do it right.

Have only been tested once in my life.

Did they have to pull out the magnifying glass to help you out?

 

[BearCat204]

Did they have to pull out the magnifying glass to help you out?

Would also suggest that they probably double glove

 

[McDad]

Did they have to pull out the magnifying glass to help you out?

I think they wore jeweler's glasses.

 

[Grand Vol]

I think they wore jeweler's glasses.

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