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#8,801
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Well, I just got done beating my dog.

Actually, I gave her a bath, but she acts like I am beating her while it's going on.
 
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Obsessed said:
My golden does. He finally gives up and just stands there.


I just loved your analogy though. It reminded me of a few instances with mine.
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Mine wants to hang her head outside the tub and drip water and shampoo all over the floor.

This coming from the same retarded dog that would literally chase a water hose and get sprayed until she fell over from sheer exhaustion.
 
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Grand Vol said:
Mine wants to hang her head outside the tub and drip water and shampoo all over the floor.

This coming from the same retarded dog that would literally chase a water hose and get sprayed until she fell over from sheer exhaustion.
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Mine is similar. Can't keep him out of the pool but let him get close to a tub and he locks his paws and you have to drag his ass to it.
 
#8,809
#8,809
Speaking of South America:

https://linkbeef.com/colombian-farmer-finds-600000000-drug-money-buried-in-his-farm/

Meet Jose Mariena Cartolos, a 65 year old farmer who recently received a $3000 grant from the Colombian government to help him start a palm oil plantation on land that has been in his family for over 200 years.

While digging the irrigation trench for the plantation, Jose discovered something big beneath his feet. After further excavation, Jose discovered several large blue containers with something incredible inside.

Money, not just a few hundred dollars, not even a million dollars, heck not even 100 million dollars. This 65 year old farmer with nothing but the shirt on his back had managed to find one of Pablo Escobar’s money pit’s containing a whopping $600,000,000. Yup thats right, six hundred million dollars.
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I would have told the Colombian government I only found $100 million. And then disappear for good...
 
#8,810
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1972 Grad said:
It might be too big of a mess after you roll in it.
Edit: You must have dog s*** on the brain. I just found your dog turd post in the drug price thread. Are you smoking Fido's doo doo again man? Not good for you.
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Dink must still be in your head, dude, this ain't even close to being as funny as half your posts are
 
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Carl Pickens said:
I think I might have just disappeared.....how does one simply lose that amount of money?
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I would have sent it with my family out of the country well prior to telling the Colombian Government. And even then I would hand them a letter at the border checkpoint as I was walking into Panama.

And disappeared forever.
 
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Grand Vol said:
The Manchu Picchu and Andes ain't no joke. Best of luck to you.

How are you training for it?
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I'm gonna do some high altitude backpacking in CO in the spring to see if my lungs are still up to snuff. If not, I'll be springing on the proper gear to supplement.
 
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DinkinFlicka said:
I'm gonna do some high altitude backpacking in CO in the spring to see if my lungs are still up to snuff. If not, I'll be springing on the proper gear to supplement.
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A good one day trip to try it out is Mount Lincoln, Bross and Democrat out by Kite Lake in Park County. Three 14ers fairly close together.

Bross might still be off limits, but going from Lincoln to Democrat isn't an easy trek.
 
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