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#8,952
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If West Tennessee ever has a drought all they'll need to do is have me drive through.

Each and every time I'm close to Memphis, it's raining.
 
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W.TN.Orange Blood said:
:wavey: Did you stop to eat at the Old Country Store off I-40? You missed eating some great food if not.
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No, I was trying to put as much distance between me and the state of AR as fast as I could. Finally stopped in Waverley when the wife threatened to piss in the floor if I didn't.

Dam women slow a road trip.
 
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hog88 said:
No, I was trying to put as much distance between me and the state of AR as fast as I could. Finally stopped in Waverley when the wife threatened to piss in the floor if I didn't.

Dam women slow a road trip.
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was carpooling with some friends and one of the girls along for the ride was one of those "what a man can do a woman can do better" types. So we challenged her to make the 6 hr trip with no bathroom breaks. she agreed and off we went. four hours into we had to stop so she could change. We all about pissed our selves when we saw that the piss stain on her pants was in the shape of dick. she still hasn't lived that down.
 
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SpaceCoastVol said:
"Sample" the lyrics and put it to a rap/hip hop beat. Gilligan's Island works pretty well too.
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Worked with a weird guy years ago in the 80's who told me he collected sitcom theme songs. Trying to be friendly I said, you mean like Gilligan's Island. He got an incensed look on his face and said "Oh hell, who doesn't have Gilligan's Island?".
 
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Ernest T. Vol said:
Worked with a weird guy years ago in the 80's who told me he collected sitcom theme songs. Trying to be friendly I said, you mean like Gilligan's Island. He got an incensed look on his face and said "Oh hell, who doesn't have Gilligan's Island?".
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When I was in school, one of my floor mates at Greve would play stump the dummy by whistling TV theme songs. He had some really obscure ones. I think I Love Lucy had 4 or 5 different ones. He was a neat guy and a pretty good musician. He and his new wife got killed by a drunk driver in Chapman Highway.

At the risk of dredging up the argument again... yeah, drinking and driving shouldn't be illegal.
 
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#8,966
SpaceCoastVol said:
When I was in school, one of my floor mates at Greve would play stump the dummy by whistling TV theme songs. He had some really obscure ones. I think I Love Lucy had 4 or 5 different ones. He was a neat guy and a pretty good musician. He and his new wife got killed by a drunk driver in Chapman Highway.

At the risk of dredging up the argument again... yeah, drinking and driving shouldn't be illegal.
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Same theme-song guy used to dress up like a medieval knight and go to re-enactments and some kind of meetings. He left work one day, in front of everybody, dressed up like some kind of half-ass King Arthur. Clanked all the way to his car. He's got to be a serial killer they are yet to id.
 
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#8,968
Traffic is retarded today. People just love to block traffic in the left lane by pacing the traffic to their right.

I don't even think proctologists see this many *******s in their lives.
 
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Grand Vol said:
Traffic is retarded today. People just love to block traffic in the left lane by pacing the traffic to their right.

I don't even think proctologists see this many *******s in their lives.
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Lol.

Where are ya now?
 
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Grand Vol said:
Traffic is retarded today. People just love to block traffic in the left lane by pacing the traffic to their right.

I don't even think proctologists see this many *******s in their lives.
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They do it because they are bad drivers, and are afraid of being in the lanes where traffic is merging on or off the highway/main thoroughfare. They are prone to panic and are worried about their own ability to deal with the merging traffic.

In my opinion, they should not just be ticketed, they should have their licenses yanked.

Timidity and indecision kill.
 
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Edinburgh is fantastic. Christmas markets are a lot of fun, people are great and the whisky varied and plentiful. Checked haggis off the list today, too. Not bad at all.
 
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gcbvol said:
Edinburgh is fantastic. Christmas markets are a lot of fun, people are great and the whisky varied and plentiful. Checked haggis off the list today, too. Not bad at all.
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I need someone to translate this for me.

Thank you.

:)
 
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Obsessed said:
I need someone to translate this for me.

Thank you.

:)
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I think it means that he is in Scotland, shopping, getting drunk, and eating junk food.

P.S. gcb say hello to my ancestors while you are there. Duart Castle ....the Isle of Mull.... Inner Hebrides.
 
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gcbvol said:
Edinburgh is fantastic. Christmas markets are a lot of fun, people are great and the whisky varied and plentiful. Checked haggis off the list today, too. Not bad at all.
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You don't have a hair on your behind of you don't get a kilt and run through the streets reenacting "Braveheart."

Edit, the non violent parts of course
 
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