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McDad said:
That's nice. Can you help with a more serious question; where did all the attractive flight attendants go?
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Good question.... Once during my loading/unloading of the food and beverage carts two came up to me with a magazine and asked me which dress one of them should get for their wedding. Both were an estimated late 20's early 30's and I was around 21. I looked at the two pictures and said I guess it depends on what your legs look like, but I like that one....it was a tight fitting shorter dress that showed some leg... They giggled a little and the typical I told you that one... Blah blah blah.... I went back to work because I had a very limited amount of time to finish and get backed away from the plane. Before I got off the plane the flight attendant not getting married called me to the back of the plane.... I went back there and she opened the bathroom door and the other one was standing there nude from the waist down.
 
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Carl Pickens said:
Good question.... Once during my loading/unloading of the food and beverage carts two came up to me with a magazine and asked me which dress one of them should get for their wedding. Both were an estimated late 20's early 30's and I was around 21. I looked at the two pictures and said I guess it depends on what your legs look like, but I like that one....it was a tight fitting shorter dress that showed some leg... They giggled a little and the typical I told you that one... Blah blah blah.... I went back to work because I had a very limited amount of time to finish and get backed away from the plane. Before I got off the plane the flight attendant not getting married called me to the back of the plane.... I went back there and she opened the bathroom door and the other one was standing there nude from the waist down.
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.....................and??????????????????
 
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SpaceCoastVol said:
.....................and??????????????????
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And I told her I'd go with the dress I originally chose.... They were laughing and cutting up. There were no cell phones back then so I basically had no way to get any kind of info from them.... Which sucked.... Plus I was somewhat shocked and failed to give them my home number and tell them to call me when they had a layover in Nashville. I was such a puss.... I failed myself.
 
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Carl Pickens said:
And I told her I'd go with the dress I originally chose.... They were laughing and cutting up. There were no cell phones back then so I basically had no way to get any kind of info from them.... Which sucked.... Plus I was somewhat shocked and failed to give them my home number and tell them to call me when they had a layover in Nashville. I was such a puss.... I failed myself.
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Deposit man card here _______________.:cray:

Love ya big Carl.. mean it.
 
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Carl Pickens said:
And I told her I'd go with the dress I originally chose.... They were laughing and cutting up. There were no cell phones back then so I basically had no way to get any kind of info from them.... Which sucked.... Plus I was somewhat shocked and failed to give them my home number and tell them to call me when they had a layover in Nashville. I was such a puss.... I failed myself.
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Don't feel bad. I've missed out on some for being a puss. One was my buddy's girl friends mom. :)
 
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I was so caught of guard and I only had 20 minutes to get on the plane, load and unload and then find a gate worker to back me off the plane.... And it usually took all 20 to do it. Under different circumstances I believe I'd have made you guys proud.
I was always ready after that, but never saw them again.... Figures eh?
 
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Obsessed said:
Don't feel bad. I've missed out on some for being a puss. One was my buddy's girl friends mom. :)
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I hear Ya..... I was with my GF once and went to her best friend's house. They left me standing in the living room and about 2 minutes later her friend's mom walked through naked as s blue jay.... Looked up and saw me.... And screamed. After she got dressed she came back in there and was flirting with me. I always wondered if I could have gone back and boned
 
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Carl Pickens said:
I was so caught of guard and I only had 20 minutes to get on the plane, load and unload and then find a gate worker to back me off the plane.... And it usually took all 20 to do it. Under different circumstances I believe I'd have made you guys proud.
I was always ready after that, but never saw them again.... Figures eh?
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It was probably what is referred to as a 'north bound promise on a southbound flight'. Don't beat yourself up over it. They guys in the industry that really do well are straight male FAs.
 
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Carl Pickens said:
I hear Ya..... I was with my GF once and went to her best friend's house. They left me standing in the living room and about 2 minutes later her friend's mom walked through naked as s blue jay.... Looked up and saw me.... And screamed. After she got dressed she came back in there and was flirting with me. I always wondered if I could have gone back and boned
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..... and here's to you Mrs Robinson, Jesus loves you more than you will know..... whoa whoa whoa....
 
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So you had 2 different ladies expose themselves and you did nothing about it?

Geez brother, you need some direction.
 
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