Official Politics Forum Off Topic thread

[Grand Vol]

Isn't this thread an island of magic, unicorns and realized impossibilities? A wondrous haven in the turbulent sea of political sewage? I choose to believe so.

You could have saved some typing by saying "I'm an optimist."

 

[Obsessed]

Does anyone start anew or does it have to be somebody important?

Little premature here buddy.

I'm sure you have never heard that before. (Cough)

 

[LouderVol]

hehehe. :wavey:

call me

 

[McDad]

Isn't this thread an island of magic, unicorns and realized impossibilities? A wondrous haven in the turbulent sea of political sewage? I choose to believe so.

Waitress. I'll have what she's having.

 

[McDad]

Little premature here buddy.

I'm sure you have never heard that before. (Cough)

Im laughing at this to mask my tears.

Thanks, Ob.

 

[Obsessed]

im laughing at this to mask my tears.

Thanks, ob.

..

 

[TNsnyper20]

Good luck on this transition OB. Sounds like a ***** of a situation so far. But it'll work out man.

 

[theFallGuy]

is it time to get #Shooped?

 

[Obsessed]

....

 

[Grand Vol]

Poor Hog wasn't even around to defend himself.

 

[DinkinFlicka]

So, someone from years ago contacted me this morning claiming that I'm the father of a 4 year old boy. My mom was angry that I spoke to my lawyer before her.

She's more of a therapist and life coach than a lawyer. Hell, she even takes care of my tax filings. She says I need to deny, deny, deny until the alleged baby momma springs for a paternity test.

What say you old, wise, seasoned men?

 

[Grand Vol]

So, someone from years ago contacted me this morning claiming that I'm the father of a 4 year old boy. My mom was angry that I spoke to my lawyer before her.

She's more of a therapist and life coach than a lawyer. Hell, she even takes care of my tax filings. She says I need to deny, deny, deny until the alleged baby momma springs for a paternity test.

What say you old, wise, seasoned men?

Get it out of the way now instead of down the road when she really gets pissed.

 

[DinkinFlicka]

Get it out of the way now instead of down the road when she really gets pissed.

Lawyer says she's probably after my money which is why it took four years. I wasn't quite well off at 22 like I am now.

 

[hog88]

So, someone from years ago contacted me this morning claiming that I'm the father of a 4 year old boy. My mom was angry that I spoke to my lawyer before her.

She's more of a therapist and life coach than a lawyer. Hell, she even takes care of my tax filings. She says I need to deny, deny, deny until the alleged baby momma springs for a paternity test.

What say you old, wise, seasoned men?

Hire a lawyer, quickly and follow their advice.

 

[hog88]

Lawyer says she's probably after my money which is why it took four years. I wasn't quite well off at 22 like I am now.

Is she a family lawyer, one that deals with cases like this?

 

[Grand Vol]

Lawyer says she's probably after my money which is why it took four years. I wasn't quite well off at 22 like I am now.

She very well could be. But either way, the longer you wait, the more you pay. Might as well get it out of the way now.

 

[PKT_VOL]

So, someone from years ago contacted me this morning claiming that I'm the father of a 4 year old boy. My mom was angry that I spoke to my lawyer before her.

She's more of a therapist and life coach than a lawyer. Hell, she even takes care of my tax filings. She says I need to deny, deny, deny until the alleged baby momma springs for a paternity test.

What say you old, wise, seasoned men?

If you really are the biological father, a paternity test shouldn't be a problem. Let the test speak for itself.

 

[Obsessed]

Lawyer says she's probably after my money which is why it took four years. I wasn't quite well off at 22 like I am now.

Maybe not. How would she know you have any money?

The kid is 4. He may be asking about his dad. She may feel like giving you the chance to participate.

 

[hndog609]

Lawyer says she's probably after my money which is why it took four years. I wasn't quite well off at 22 like I am now.

Make sure to tell her if it's not you you're holding her accountable for the cost of the test and any costs you incur in the process, including but not limited to your lawyer fees.

Not even sure how much leeway you have to actually do that but if you really think you're getting scammed you don't owe her any kindness.

 

[hog88]

She very well could be. But either way, the longer you wait, the more you pay. Might as well get it out of the way now.

He should hire a lawyer who deals in these cases and now.

 

[Grand Vol]

He should hire a lawyer who deals in these cases and now.

He already has one.

I know reading isn't required for you former Army troopers, but he said that in his initial post.

 

[DinkinFlicka]

Is she a family lawyer, one that deals with cases like this?

No, she's been my do-it-all Atty for 2 years. If she can't do it, she finds someone who can.

 

[hog88]

He already has one.

I know reading isn't required for you former Army troopers, but he said that in his initial post.

She's more of a therapist and life coach than a lawyer

AirForce let you take your ASVAB verbally?

 

[hog88]

No, she's been my do-it-all Atty for 2 years. If she can't do it, she finds someone who can.

I'd do what the attorney advises and send all contact through them until the dust settles.

 

[BearCat204]

So, someone from years ago contacted me this morning claiming that I'm the father of a 4 year old boy. My mom was angry that I spoke to my lawyer before her.

She's more of a therapist and life coach than a lawyer. Hell, she even takes care of my tax filings. She says I need to deny, deny, deny until the alleged baby momma springs for a paternity test.

What say you old, wise, seasoned men?

Lol suck it? Jk, that either sucks or could be the best thing that has ever happened to you.