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[BearCat204]

Ras will be here shortly to give you awful advice on this situation

 

[MercyPercy]

We'll be hiding Dink in holes like Saddam before you know it. A modern day underground railroad of VN posters helping him get out of the country.

 

[Grand Vol]

AirForce let you take your ASVAB verbally?

Wasn't required. They knew I had superior intelligence when I picked their door instead of the Army next door.

 

[Obsessed]

Wasn't required. They knew I had superior intelligence when I picked their door instead of the Army next door.

Now this is funny.

 

[DinkinFlicka]

Maybe not. How would she know you have any money?

The kid is 4. He may be asking about his dad. She may feel like giving you the chance to participate.

Word gets around in your hometown. Hell, I was already starting to make bank before I moved.

I doubt the boys curiosity sparked this. Judging from her Facebook, she's not exactly coasting in the fiscal department.

 

[Obsessed]

Word gets around in your hometown. Hell, I was already starting to make bank before I moved.

I doubt the boys curiosity sparked this. Judging from her Facebook, she's not exactly coasting in the fiscal department.

Oh ok.

 

[DinkinFlicka]

We'll be hiding Dink in holes like Saddam before you know it. A modern day underground railroad of VN posters helping him get out of the country.

A much needed laugh for me today, Perc. Thanks.

 

[DinkinFlicka]

Lawyer just texted me to stop drinking for the day.

So help me, I'll fire her.

 

[TNsnyper20]

I would personally go ahead and volunteer for the test. If it's yours.. Then well... You know. But then if it's not yours then your free and clear.

 

[TNsnyper20]

Lawyer just texted me to stop drinking for the day.

So help me, I'll fire her.

Get a like for the giggles.

 

[DinkinFlicka]

I would personally go ahead and volunteer for the test. If it's yours.. Then well... You know. But then if it's not yours then your free and clear.

She lives in Nashville now. I could stop and see my folks while determining whether or not the music's over.

 

[DinkinFlicka]

Next piece of advice...

Should I bang my lawyer?

She's got this Sharon Stone thing going after a few bourbons.

 

[SpaceCoastVol]

Maury Povich?

 

[DinkinFlicka]

Maury Povich?

Look, mom. I'm on TV!

 

[TNsnyper20]

Next piece of advice...

Should I bang my lawyer?

She's got this Sharon Stone thing going after a few bourbons.

She's a lawyer... And a woman... Never trust it.

 

[BearCat204]

Next piece of advice...

Should I bang my lawyer?

She's got this Sharon Stone thing going after a few bourbons.

If you want to chance another potential paternity case

 

[DinkinFlicka]

If you want to chance another potential paternity case

She's a shark. She'd flush Hayden Jr. down the toilet like the turd he'd inevitably grow up to be.

 

[BearCat204]

She's a shark. She'd flush Hayden Jr. down the toilet like the turd he'd inevitably grow up to be.

Never underestimate the emotions of women when they find out they're pregnant

 

[hndog609]

Next piece of advice...

Should I bang my lawyer?

She's got this Sharon Stone thing going after a few bourbons.

You mean how she comports herself or flashes her commando unit?

If you bang her don't sign anything and make DAMN sure she isn't charging for that time.

 

[DinkinFlicka]

Never underestimate the emotions of women when they find out they're pregnant

I'd make her snort a crushed morning after pill off my abdomen the next day for good measure.

 

[DinkinFlicka]

You mean how she comports herself or flashes her commando unit?

If you bang her don't sign anything and make DAMN sure she isn't charging for that time.

Well played, sir. Well played.

 

[knucklehead_vol]

This is the Arkie river in Fort Smith. A marina broke loose from the rain and is pinned under the bridge.

Do you know any Clift's from Fort Smith?

 

[apevol]

Dink, you gotta keep that thing covered up, man

 

[DinkinFlicka]

Dink, you gotta keep that thing covered up, man

4 years ago, dawg. I always hit the spot with Jimmy hats.

 

[hog88]

Wasn't required. They knew I had superior intelligence when I picked their door instead of the Army next door.

Had a charity quota that month I see.