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[Obsessed]

It's actually Robert E. Lee day here in Alabama. Whichever, doesn't matter to me, its a paid holiday so call it IDGAF day

James Earl Ray day here.

 

[DinkinFlicka]

How long do you figure that's going to take? To find such a lady?

Depends on whether or not I do my hair, shave my neck, or take more than 5 minutes to dress myself.

 

[Grand Vol]

Depends on how much cash he has in his pocket

Ouch.

 

[DinkinFlicka]

Ouch.

Hardly.

If it's anything I'm good at, and I mean anything, it's sniffing out good snatch.

 

[Grand Vol]

Hardly.

If it's anything I'm good at, and I mean anything, it's sniffing out good snatch.

Breaking into their house and going through their laundry basket doesn't count.

 

[gcbvol]

Depends on whether or not I do my hair, shave my neck, or take more than 5 minutes to dress myself.

I was more curious about the stats concerning attractive ladies drinking scotch. I've seen them, but in my experience they're a bit elusive.

Of course it could be a matter of me not paying much attention.

 

[hog88]

In celebration, I'm going to go out and have unprotected intercourse with the first chick I see drinking scotch.

Congratulations!

I now feel sorry for the kid, just how big of a slut is his mom?

 

[hog88]

There is no MLK day in AZ. LMFAO

I work for a company in Utah, but I still don't get the day off.

Not many companies take it as a holiday.

 

[Grand Vol]

Having some fun playing around with making a .gif

Figure the Star Wars nerds will get it.

 

[knucklehead_vol]

Good grief, it's a joke.

Even Freak is welcome. But we don't want the Irish!

?

 

[knucklehead_vol]

I wouldn't have to deal with it lol. That or send them to boarding school

Are said kids from bama?

 

[BearCat204]

Are said kids from bama?

Yes...........I don't border jump

 

[Grand Vol]

lolololol

Flying turkey ruffles feathers about 'emotional support' animals on planes | Fox News

I'm all about ESA and the help they provide, but a turkey on an airplane kind of takes it a bit far...

 

[Grand Vol]

Major BOOMage today!

Cam is coming back!

 

[BearCat204]

Major BOOMage today!

Cam is coming back!

Like he had a choice....take a gamble on the NFL where he is told that the best he can hope for is 3rd round, or come back to school one more year and hopefully the CB class for '17 isn't as good.

 

[Grand Vol]

Like he had a choice....take a gamble on the NFL where he is told that the best he can hope for is 3rd round, or come back to school one more year and hopefully the CB class for '17 isn't as good.

Can you just have your glass half full?

 

[BearCat204]

Can you just have your glass half full?

Oh it is, Its just laughable to people act like it was a tough decision for him and that he is turning down millions upon millions of dollars to come back. I'm glad he's coming back, we need him and our chances change exponentially with him back.


Half full enough for you?

 

[Grand Vol]

Oh it is, Its just laughable to people act like it was a tough decision for him and that he is turning down millions upon millions of dollars to come back. I'm glad he's coming back, we need him and our chances change exponentially with him back.


Half full enough for you?

Just give us a BOOM and all is forgiven.

 

[BearCat204]

AK coming back as well

 

[Grand Vol]

Now don't you feel better?

 

[DinkinFlicka]

I was more curious about the stats concerning attractive ladies drinking scotch. I've seen them, but in my experience they're a bit elusive.

Of course it could be a matter of me not paying much attention.

Austin's got a pretty booming cocktail scene, and those bars always have a great selection of scotch.

Just a matter of walking in, shaking a few familiar hands, cracking a few jokes, and scouting the place out for some strange afterwards.

 

[DinkinFlicka]

Congratulations!

I now feel sorry for the kid, just how big of a slut is his mom?

She wasn't so bad back in the day, but I totally was.

 

[Grand Vol]

She wasn't so bad back in the day, but I totally was.

Was? Why are you using past tense?

 

[DinkinFlicka]

Was? Why are you using past tense?

Jokes aside, I don't really do one night stands anymore.

I prefer serial booty calls and fwb's.

 

[Carl Pickens]

Bro, I'm 39 with a 20 year old in college...................I have absolutely no desire to be another kids dad. I will bang their mom until she tries to get me to fit a dad role, then I'm out.

You're hijackin' the poon..... It's not wise to hijack the poon.... Never ..... Ever hijack the poon. That stuff might end up sticking to you like leeches bra