I've been around a long time, and learned most all the tricks.
The best trick is to use the chip bag in place of the paper towel. Only works when it's about half empty though.
Unless you have an empty chip bag and use that instead. Shake off the crumbs and use again.
Not that I've ever done something so socially uncouth.
<sigh> with all this talk about science and religion, there is a middle ground.
Science being her ability to appear weightless.
Religion because that kind of perfection has divine intervention written all over it.