Official Politics Forum Off Topic thread

[BearCat204]

Must.......Have......Coffee.....

 

[Grand Vol]

So this morning before rolling out of bed, I was thinking how awesome telekinesis would be so I wouldn't have to get out of bed to turn up the temperature on the furnace.

And before one of you wiseguys mentions how I could do it from my smart phone, I'm not that technologically advanced.

 

[BearCat204]

Use your phone..............................

 

[Grand Vol]

You want to pay for the upgrade to my furnace control?

 

[McDad]

You want to pay for the upgrade to my furnace control?

BC is suggesting you throw your phone at your thermostat and hope for the best.

 

[Grand Vol]

BC is suggesting you throw your phone at your thermostat and hope for the best.

Sadly it was on the other side of the room as well. So I'm screwed either way.

 

[Obsessed]

It's cold for sure this morning. Chance of freezing rain tonight.

 

[BearCat204]

You want to pay for the upgrade to my furnace control?

Doesn't the Government have stamps for that?

 

[Gramps]

It's cold for sure this morning. Chance of freezing rain tonight.

Stop at Pilot get yourself a nice hot coffee to go.

 

[Grand Vol]

Doesn't the Government have stamps for that?

Government dollars = your tax dollars.

So just skip the middle man and send me $500 please.

 

[BearCat204]

Government dollars = your tax dollars.

So just skip the middle man and send me $500 please.

Last time someone asked me to just send the $500, there was the promise of a reach around

 

[hog88]

Last time someone asked me to just send the $500, there was the promise of a reach around

Come on not fair he was Air Force, he's used to catching not pitching.

 

[TNsnyper20]

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[hog88]

^^Put a shirt on....

 

[theFallGuy]

last time someone asked me to just send the $500, there was the promise of a reach around

wtf

 

[Grand Vol]

Last time someone asked me to just send the $500, there was the promise of a reach around

Promises are meant to be broken.

 

[TNsnyper20]

^^Put a shirt on....

And cover my perfectly tan man tits... Never.

 

[hog88]

And cover my perfectly tan man tits... Never.

Perfectly understandable.

 

[McDad]

This thread is getting weird; even by my reprehensible standards.

ETA: straight face -----> '_'

 

[Grand Vol]

This thread is getting weird; even by my reprehensible standards.

Umm, I'm not sure if you can make this statement with a straight face.

 

[McDad]

Umm, I'm not sure if you can make this statement with a straight face.

I edited my comment just for you.

 

[BearCat204]

I remember when I complained that it didn't feel like Christmas because it was like 75 degrees outside.................I am now regretting that

 

[Obsessed]

I remember when I complained that it didn't feel like Christmas because it was like 75 degrees outside.................I am now regretting that

No kidding.

 

[YorkVol]

What was the temp down there? I think we were at 10 and it is 23 now so I just have a vest on.

 

[BearCat204]

What was the temp down there? I think we were at 10 and it is 23 now so I just have a vest on.

22 this morning and about 28 right now.