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#208
#208
The Dog said:
I hate LSU
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Will Wade is the type of person I would wish annoying things to happen to him every day for the rest of his life.

He goes to pour milk into his bowl of cereal but there’s no milk in the fridge.

He gets stopped by every red light.

He gets stuck behind school buses in every lane and can’t get around them.

He steps in a puddle wearing his favorite shoes.

His space bar on his computer gets stuck and he can’t use his computer because there’s no space bar lock.

His internet works but it’s annoyingly slow.

His car has to be jumped every single time he starts it.

Every time he goes to 💩 there’s no toilet paper.

Every shower only has 30 seconds of hot water.

His earbuds can never stay in his ears.

The sprayer at his faucet always has a rubber band wrapped around it so it shoots him in the face every time he turns the water on.

His alarm clock never goes off and he’s always in a hurry for work.

He doesn’t get all the toothpaste off his mouth.

He forgets to put on deodorant.

He gets stuck behind someone with their blinker on and they keep slowing down but never actually turn but nobody will let him over.

These are just some of things that come to mind that I wish were a Groundhog’s Day for him.
 
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#209
#209
VolPack22 said:
Will Wade is the type of person I would wish annoying things to happen to him every day for the rest of his life.

He goes to pour milk into his bowl of cereal but there’s no milk in the fridge.

He gets stopped by every red light.

He gets stuck behind school buses in every lane and can’t get around them.

He steps in a puddle wearing his favorite shoes.

His space bar on his computer gets stuck and he can’t use his computer because there’s no space bar lock.

His internet works but it’s annoyingly slow.

His car has to be jumped every single time he starts it.

Every time he goes to 💩 there’s no toilet paper.

Every shower only has 30 seconds of hot water.

His earbuds can never stay in his ears.

The sprayer at his faucet always has a rubber band wrapped around it so it shoots him in the face every time he turns the water on.

His alarm clock never goes off and he’s always in a hurry for work.

He doesn’t get all the toothpaste off his mouth.

He forgets to put on deodorant.

He gets stuck behind someone with their blinker on and they keep slowing down but never actually turn but nobody will let him over.

These are just some of things that come to mind that I wish were a Groundhog’s Day for him.
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He is incarcerated after lying to the FBI.
 
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#210
#210
VolPack22 said:
Will Wade is the type of person I would wish annoying things to happen to him every day for the rest of his life.

He goes to pour milk into his bowl of cereal but there’s no milk in the fridge.

He gets stopped by every red light.

He gets stuck behind school buses in every lane and can’t get around them.

He steps in a puddle wearing his favorite shoes.

His space bar on his computer gets stuck and he can’t use his computer because there’s no space bar lock.

His internet works but it’s annoyingly slow.

His car has to be jumped every single time he starts it.

Every time he goes to 💩 there’s no toilet paper.

Every shower only has 30 seconds of hot water.

His earbuds can never stay in his ears.

The sprayer at his faucet always has a rubber band wrapped around it so it shoots him in the face every time he turns the water on.

His alarm clock never goes off and he’s always in a hurry for work.

He doesn’t get all the toothpaste off his mouth.

He forgets to put on deodorant.

He gets stuck behind someone with their blinker on and they keep slowing down but never actually turn but nobody will let him over.

These are just some of things that come to mind that I wish were a Groundhog’s Day for him.
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Post of the day.
 
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#215
#215
I’m not really a fan of Northwestern after they poached our coach. Or Cal. Or Texas or FL Track & Field. Florida football.
 
#216
#216
I wonder if a 60 second shot clock with stricter rule enforcement wouldn’t help. But nowadays the short attention span fans need the up and down the court (which really isn’t happening for TN right now) and 4 or 5 point per minute scoring.
 
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