Personal Goals

[BadJerry20]

Probably need to invest in a blowup doll. I would say hookers, but you are going bald and even hookers have to draw the line at some point.

 

[BearCat204]

Lulz, I know. I don't miss my hair one bit. I actually don't even ever really think about it. Maybe because I'm married. If I was single though, I would totally embrace the shaving/buzzing. Combovers, or trying to do the Caesar style looks ridiculous. If you are over 30, women really don't give a **** if you are bald or not

Neither do I. Not married, but my bald beautiful head has never gotten in the way of me getting laid

 

[BearCat204]

Xanax really is the key to happiness.

They are better crushed up and snorted through a bendy straw

 

[The Ron Mexico]

I like to rub a little on my gum line before getting in an airplane. Helps take the edge off.

 

[Weezer]

They are better crushed up and snorted through a bendy straw

Don't I know it.... I mean, you don't say.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

True Fact of Truth: Going bald has little to no effect on a man's ability to find ladies willing to make bad decisions. It's about confidence and money. Mostly confidence.

 

[SDV]

I like to pop a couple of Xannies before I start drinking whiskey

 

[SDV]

True Fact of Truth: Going bald has little to no effect on a man's ability to find ladies willing to make bad decisions. It's about confidence and money. Mostly confidence.

Truth. Preach on Brother Ron

 

[Weezer]

True Fact of Truth: Going bald has little to no effect on a man's ability to find ladies willing to make bad decisions. It's about confidence and money. Mostly confidence.

Doesn't hurt if they're drunk, too.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

True Fact of Truth: Ambien is a modern day nectar of the gods.

 

[YorkVol]

Ok, everybody listen up!

I'm going bald and don't give a ****. In Guam a 30 rack of Miller Lite is $16. A 12 pack of Yeungling is i don't know dollars. Which should I buy to travel the golf course?

Didn't know you were in Guam, have you been there this whole time? Go to Yigo and tell Gary Adams hey for me.

 

[BadJerry20]

They are better crushed up and snorted through a bendy straw

Plug them ftw

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Doesn't hurt if they're drunk, too.

Doesn't hurt to take the boat a few miles off shore and ....well, you know.

 

[Weezer]

True Fact of Truth: Ambien is a modern day nectar of the gods.

Ambien does nothing for me.

 

[Weezer]

Doesn't hurt to take the boat a few miles off shore and ....well, you know.

Are you secretly Joran Vandersloot?

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Didn't know you were in Guam, have you been there this whole time? Go to Yigo and tell Gary Adams hey for me.

I'm not there right now. I'm supposed to be going in February. We go regularly and usually have a great time.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Are you secretly Joran Vandersloot?

No. He kills women fo real. I just f*** with their minds till they hate me and try to stab me with a fork.

 

[Weezer]

No. He kills women fo real. I just f*** with their minds till they hate me and try to stab me with a fork.

You do throw the best parties.

 

[BearCat204]

I'm not there right now. I'm supposed to be going in February. We go regularly and usually have a great time.

I have a few kids running around there.

 

[pismonque]

True Fact of Truth: Going bald has little to no effect on a man's ability to find ladies willing to make bad decisions. It's about confidence and money. Mostly confidence.

OP used to know that back when he was the mane man.

 

[Grey_pilgrim]

This thread may go down in VN history.

 

[Weezer]

This thread may go down in VN history.

I've seen better.

 

[508mikey]

11 (The Fix-Up) - CYNTHIA: He's bald? ELAINE: No! No, no, no, he's not bald. He's balding. Cynthia: So he will be bald. ELAINE: Yup.

 

[marcusluvsvols]

Awesome thread is awesome. In the pub too...who knew?

 

[YorkVol]

I'm not there right now. I'm supposed to be going in February. We go regularly and usually have a great time.

Got it. Yes, Guam can be fun...