Random, Thoughts, X,XXIV

Many, many moons ago, I was on a bachelor party excursion to Cancun with coworkers (our boss was getting married). One night was the obligatory trip to a "gentleman's" club. It had curtained closets in which dancers would take patrons for private dances. A dancer who had just come off the stage was assigned me. She was not happy. After dragging me towards two separate rows of curtained closets, she sat me down at a table to wait for one to come free. Perspiration dotted her forehead. I gently blotted her with a bar napkin. She softened towards me a bit.

A curtained closet became free when a dancer shoved one of my companions out of it (he had become handsy and was "educated" by a bouncer). When my dancer brought me behind the curtain and bade me sit, I sat on my hands to demonstrate that I was not like the boorish other fellow. She danced quite sensuously for me, and when she came tantalizingly close to my face, I gave her tender little kisses. When our time was done, she led me to the table full of my coworkers. Standing in front of me, she took both of my hands and placed them on her breast, rocking back and forth. She gave me a long wet kiss on the cheek before walking away.

Sometimes, nice guys do win. :yes:
 
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Are you sure it was a "she"?

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You're thinking up your white lies

Puttin on your bedroom eyes

You say you're comin home

But you won't say when
 
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But I can feel it comin' - if you leave tonight keep runnin

And you need never look back again.

You take it on the run, baby
 
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Since this ain't the Axe Joey thread, I'll answer for him.

Because they all a bunch of CPMNCLMT's that just don't know any better.
 

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