Recruiting Football Talk VII

[Orange.]

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His jersey looks pretty green on the back. I hope the trainers had iced down some mayo cubes in advance for bruh to soak in.

This is a hard case. I don't want to root against Tennessee's team or so many of my friends here. OTOH, I somehow can't (so far) quit making fun of Levis. Every time I get a grip on it, an idiot Wildcat fan tweets something that sets me off again. Still working on it, friends.

 

[Adam Sandler]

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They have been blatant. Haven’t even tried to hide it. Can’t blame ignorance when an operation is that established. Sounds like lack of institutional control, or institution control with complete disregard for the rules. Either way, I hope they get skewered.

Another thought, if they get a bowl ban, where do we think Jadyn Davis will go?

 

[volinbama256]

looking at the Bball schedule... Wish we had a few more of the big games at home... UNC, WIS, Syracuse, all away games-- what gives?

 

[Smyrna ATL Vol]

Lol he had on predators. I just hate how thin today's cleats are. I don't need steel toe but give me those black adidas from back in the day.

This league wants indoor cleats for 5v5 and indoor but 7s and 11s you can wear regular cleats.

That’s nuts. I haven’t played 11’s since college. Always 5 or 7. I needed the shorter field and shorter time. Ha!

I always liked the white adidas.

 

[Adam Sandler]

“Lewis will still signal the plays in…”

Thanks, coach.

I’d leave if I was Lewis.

 

[Volnut]

There is a new diet that is all the rage. Strangely, it seems only to work for people named Joe. It is called the Dolly Parton diet and it definitely makes Joe lean, Joe lean, Joe lean....

 

[volbeast33]

“Lewis will still signal the plays in…”

Thanks, coach.

The best move that he made was bringing that guy on board…. i guess he will be gone now.

 

[Glitch]

Last night me and the wife are watching a YT vid on a channel called Rock the Park where they visit great National - State parks and do crazy adventures, and they were climbing Denali when a monster avalanche roars down the side of a shoulder peak and one of the hosts yells "Wow...that's HUGE"..easy twss...the other host then yells "That things really going on for a long time"...twss...then the other guys says "That's something you really don't wanna see while climbing up a mountain".....twss..

Of course my wifes eyes are rolling out of her head by that time...lol.

 

[BaldBiker]

Don't quite get that ranking. Why would Tn. be that high after Not being a threat for so long and why would Florida be rated so low?

Because we are obnoxious as fans.












...and I love that we are.

 

[PlanetVolunteer]

This is my wife….

You might need to get her checked for rabies...

 

[Jimmy Football]

The best move that he made was bringing that guy on board…. i guess he will be gone now.

Like the offense has been the problem there.

 

[Volnut]

Meanwhile, from the team that was in the National Championship game last year,

 

[VolsDoc81TX]

At the Drs office. Nurse just said, “Holy crap. You look just like Lane Kiffin.”

I threw up in my mouth a little. Not gonna lie.

Gofundme for an emergency plastic surgery intervention.
Or we can just rearrange kiffin’s face…

You make the call!

 

[TheRain]

 

[Orange.]

This is my wife….

Where do you find these gems? Great post.

 

[peaygolf]

When Heup wins his first NC here, we easily become #1.

Tony V already is.

My Govs are in the top 5 most hated on VN..........so I got that going for me already.

 

[Volsdeep4]

Because your takes are often very bad.

You keep saying this like it’s supposed to hurt my feelings?

 

[screenthis]

Because we are obnoxious as fans.












...and I love that we are.

I find Florida fans obnoxious but that could just be my dislike of that program.

 

[Orange.]

It’s a signal, guys.

Maybe we knew but can't give up our Levis humor. Yet. Trying!

 

[Adam Sandler]

Meanwhile, from the team that was in the National Championship game last year,

Wasn’t he like coach of the year last year? Far fall from grace, especially for a b rate program.

And before someone tells me they aren’t a b rate program, Davey Obrien (who I can’t believe an award is named after) was the product of the Dutch Meyer offense. His offense was a great contribution to football (in the 30s), not Obrien. They do lay claim to Sammy Baugh, but again we’re talking about nearly 100 years ago. Think about that for a minute. We will soon have to reference that time as the 1930s because people won’t know if we’re talking bout this century or the previous one. Outside of that offense and those two players in the 30s, they have Ladanian Tomlinson over the past 90 years. That’s pretty much it.

 

[BaldBiker]

I find Florida fans obnoxious but that could just be my dislike of that program.

I see it as a lot of teams that we claim to be obnoxious...are to an extent, but mostly they are just assholes (Fl as an example). We as a fanbase are completely obnoxious, but in a friendlier sort of way (for the most part).

We as a fanbase also warned everyone how obnoxious we would be once we started winning again. I'd say we have held up our end of the bargain.

 

[Enki_Amenra]

@Enki_Amenra, sorry I swiped your custom Levis gif last night. The untreated gif from the game video in 2021 is now too large to post. I couldn't figure out how to compress it. And I needed a shout-back to @drylo's latest. It was a limited time opportunity! It always reminds me of one of the funniest nights ever.

 

[PlanetVolunteer]

Meanwhile, from the team that was in the National Championship game last year,

Sports does bring out the dumbest people in the human race.

 

[Big Orange#1]

That is what guys like Herbie don't understand...yeah, Levis has a ton of talent....but dude is freakin dumb and blind.

He needs an O-line and an actual coach. His talent will be totally wasted under vrabel if they don't make a change

 

[Orange.]

It’s not that they didn’t try to fix it, it’s that they tried and failed.

The fact that they evaluated Dillard and signed him with the intention to start at LT is worrying considering he’s about as nimble as a tackling dummy.

The CB and LB they brought in to start also have been average at best. Couple that with a pretty lackluster draft and it gives me reason to doubt the current staffs ability to evaluate talent and build a roster.

But they all had on their Oiler gear for draft day. Priorities.