Recruiting Football Talk VII

[mr.checkerboards]

Black olive is pretty good. I enjoy their pizza.

I eat a lot of pasta and I was told they make a lot of their pasta stuff from scratch, so I want to try it.

 

[utkevdawg1]

Honestly, if I had once caught fly balls from a now Hall of Famer, I would certainly bring it up too. That's kind of a cool experience.

 

[peaygolf]

My wife does not often compliment me, but she does admit that I am a good writer. Just the other day she said, "You know, if you spent 10% of the time you waste on Dad Jokes and used it to work on a book, maybe we could both retire." What a novel idea!!

My wife texted me, “Your great”, and I replied, “No, you're great".
She's been really happy and smiling at me all weekend.

I just corrected her grammar. Don't need to be so excited.

 

[tnhunter 10]

I eat a lot of pasta and I was told they make a lot of their pasta stuff from scratch, so I want to try it.

I've never had a bad meal from the black olive.

 

[Orangeburst]

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what an idiot

 

[Ten_Titans]

Wes Rucker using Wes Rucker's Xitter account to describe something that happened to Wes Rucker. The gall of some people....

 

[Jackcrevol]

That last one! Trying so hard not to laugh and wake my husband up, but these are killing me! Do Bass. I am curious.

I cant stop laughing at that stupid dinosaur, wearing a mask as a chin diaper.

 

[OrangeBoll]

Sorry orangeboll, I didnt see this post

No problem, whenever you get to it. You’ve been putting in work!

 

[Glitch]

You may want to get your thyroid checked

It was working fine last night!

 

[Jackcrevol]

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Omigosh, Food City comes to Neyland!!

 

[Glitch]

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I cant stop laughing at that stupid dinosaur, wearing a mask.

Where do the dinos come in to the Bass picture? I may have missed something. lol

 

[Adam2014]

 

[BigOrangeChooChoo]

 

[Jackcrevol]

Where do the dinos come in to the Bass picture? I may have missed something. lol

Guess ive went there.

Bass used to talk about dinos and humans walking together at same time. Rest of it, Ill let you fill in the gaps.

 

[Jackcrevol]

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Ted Nugent!

NGL, Id blow those birds out the damn sky and have pheasant for dinner

 

[Jimmy Football]

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I cant stop laughing at that stupid dinosaur, wearing a mask as a chin diaper.

He’s also threshing wheat with a semi-trailer truck.

 

[Orange_Crush]

I threw out all of our Alexa devices yesterday. It is clear to me that Alexa and Sally are either the same entity, or they are now collaborating to bring about the destruction of the human race. Alexa is spying on us and feeding the info to Sally. That picture is just too spot on accurate.

Well done. You're safe now.

Sincerely,
Android, Hey Google, and Siri.

 

[Jackcrevol]

He’s also threshing wheat with a semi-trailer truck.

Sally is a fickle artist.

 

[hooperj75]

@Enki_Amenra .......can you do me?

 

[sjt18]

Sampson isn’t too important if he cant pass block. He would’ve been on the field much more already if not for his inability to pass block. One of those memorable misses could’ve easily gotten Hooker injured. He is a phenomenal player with the ball in his hands though.

Point is that it isn't like he's whiffed on every play or hasn't gotten better. People get things in their heads because of a couple of high visibility mistakes that often do not actually reflect reality. Some people are just too ready to run with any negative narrative about particular players or coaches (not you as far as I know).

Sampson just isn't a guy who needs fans to paint him with this stigma.

 

[Orange_Crush]

My wife does not often compliment me, but she does admit that I am a good writer. Just the other day she said, "You know, if you spent 10% of the time you waste on Dad Jokes and used it to work on a book, maybe we could both retire." What a novel idea!!

When do jokes become dad jokes?

When they're apparent.

 

[Enki_Amenra]

@Enki_Amenra .......can you do me?

TWSS

It wont let me yet. Says its in high demand and cant process new requests right now. All try this evening.

 

[TN-POSSUM]

Here you go. These are pretty good

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uncanny....

 

[Orange_Crush]

Guess ive went there.

Bass used to talk about dinos and humans walking together at same time. Rest of it, Ill let you fill in the gaps.

That's probably the Genesis of the theme.

 

[Orange_Crush]

I just realized that @peaygolf is 100% a Volun-tee-er.