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Enki_Amenra said:
Yeah, I guess a small fishing boat would pass. . . i guess anything you might find in the jungle.

Reminds me of this time I went on a research trip down the amazon. One of our guys swallowed a hornet that crawled into this mouthpiece on his scuba gear. We had to get back quickly, but the crazy captain kept taking alternate routes. We think he even blocked the river to divert us at one point.
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why would the captain block you?
 
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Jackcrevol said:
what if you miss and end up living, painfully, with a bullet in your head?
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Then I'll either jump in the river and drown or get painfully eaten by piranha or swallowed by an Anaconda. If I can't make it to the water then I'll start screaming like Andy Bowser or Eli Drinkshitz with a kidney stone to attract a jaguar to come finish me off in one bone crushing bite to the back of my neck.

But if I'm unlucky enough to survive a bullet to the brain then chances are I'll get to experience getting relatively slowly eaten to death by ants the size of my pinky (or Drink's pecker).
 
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gainesvol82 said:
Then I'll either jump in the river and drown or get painfully eaten by piranha or swallowed by an Anaconda. If I can't make it to the water then I'll start screaming like Andy Bowser or Eli Drinkshitz with a kidney stone to attract a jaguar to come finish me off in one bone crushing bite to the back of my neck.

But if I'm unlucky enough to survive a bullet to the brain then chances are I'll get to experience getting relatively slowly eaten to death by ants the size of my pinky (or Drink's pecker).
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bottom most likely scenario
 
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Jackcrevol said:
bottom most likely scenario
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Probably. Maybe I will stumble upon an undiscovered strain of the strongest hallucinogenic mushrooms or exotic plant to ever exist and ascend to becoming one with the universe while I experience the entire process of getting eaten, digested, crapped out by whatever eats me, fertilize the soil and grow over many years to become the smartest (and also stupidest) tree to ever exist.

Hopefully I'll be a human flesh-eating variety of tree and a plane full of recently discovered Victoria Secret models from Colombia or Venezuela will have their plane crash land right beside me and they will all survive from being so coked up so that they come and rest against me for shelter or to pick the yummy looking paralytic/hallucinogenic berries that I produce. Can't fault a tree that was formerly a man for dreaming!

And with that, the thread conversation has come back around to tripping! Suck it, haters!
 
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Enki_Amenra said:
Turns out she was looking for a massive anaconda. . .
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twss
gainesvol82 said:
Probably. Maybe I will stumble upon an undiscovered strain of the strongest hallucinogenic mushrooms or exotic plant to ever exist and ascend to becoming one with the universe while I experience the entire process of getting eaten, digested, crapped out by whatever eats me, fertilize the soil and grow over many years to become the smartest (and also stupidest) tree to ever exist.

Hopefully I'll be a human flesh-eating variety of tree and a plane full of recently discovered Victoria Secret models from Colombia or Venezuela will have their plane crash land right beside me and they will all survive from being so coked up so that they come and rest against me for shelter or to pick the yummy looking paralytic/hallucinogenic berries that I produce. Can't fault a tree that was formerly a man for dreaming!

And with that, the thread conversation has come back around to tripping! Suck it, haters!
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you can just lick frogs
 
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