Recruiting Football Talk VIII

[Enki_Amenra]

Is a lightweight fishing boat an option? If not, a gun with one bullet so I can end my life quickly and on my own terms.

Yeah, I guess a small fishing boat would pass. . . i guess anything you might find in the jungle.

Reminds me of this time I went on a research trip down the amazon. One of our guys swallowed a hornet that crawled into this mouthpiece on his scuba gear. We had to get back quickly, but the crazy captain kept taking alternate routes. We think he even blocked the river to divert us at one point.

 

[DD4ME]

How long do you think you could survive in the amazon with nothing but what you have on and in your pockets right now + 1 item of your choice? What item are you choosing?

If it is the Amazon gotta be a machete. I checked with my chat gpt subscription and it agreed.

In the Amazon rainforest, aside from pocket-sized essentials like a knife, firestarter, or small multi-tool, the most important survival tool would likely be a machete. Here's why:

1. Clearing paths: The dense jungle vegetation often requires cutting through underbrush to move effectively.


2. Shelter building: A machete can help cut wood, vines, and palm fronds for constructing a shelter.


3. Food preparation: It can be used to harvest fruits, coconuts, or other edible plants and to process game.


4. Defense: It can serve as protection against wildlife if needed.



Other critical items include a water filtration system or purification tablets, but for a single versatile tool, the machete is indispensable in the Amazon.

 

[DD4ME]

For anyone with ideas - do not share

 

[DD4ME]

I’m sure this is already posted……sorry if it is
First I’ve seen of it

The more the merrier for OL

 

[PlanetVolunteer]

For anyone with ideas - do not share

What are they masturbating to? The yell leaders?

 

[engineerVOL]

Josh Palmer getting a ton of looks in this MNF game.

 

[DD4ME]

 

[Adam Sandler]

 

[Checker_the_Shire]

For anyone with ideas - do not share

Gives a whole new meaning to “horns up”.

 

[DD4ME]

Hahaha cry baby

 

[DD4ME]

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That is the most biased SEC hate bracket there is.

 

[DD4ME]

Lol me looking at FSU's grass

 

[DD4ME]

Gives a whole new meaning to “horns up”.

 

[DD4ME]

Perspective

 

[Enki_Amenra]

 

[gainesvol82]

Okay last one.

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Saved the best for last! That's hilarious.

 

[DD4ME]

Lol NSFW

 

[VolsDoc81TX]

Nope, not yet.
Need a couple more dreams squashed.
Need several pounds of flesh.
He started Tennessee on a dark path.
Penance is still required.
His mediocre coaching ability is why he’s not in the playoffs. He did not intentionally lose to help Tennessee. He gets no credit.


When does Tennessee play ole miss again?

 

[DD4ME]

Man....Dabo printing posters too.

 

[tnvols72]

 

[DD4ME]

Look who was head of the class last week. Keep it going.

 

[jave36]

Josh Palmer has like 8 targets on this final drive alone lol

 

[VolsDoc81TX]

This would match Tennessee against Indiana at Neyland!
Then a win would put Tennessee against Miami.
Then I don’t care which team is next. Sounds like a good path to me!

I like it!

 

[Adam Sandler]

Definitely Duke. Definitely

Lol

 

[SSVol]

Look who was head of the class last week. Keep it going.

Amazing we did that well given that half of our staff was fired during the commercial break at the end of the first quarter.