Recruiting Football Talk VIII

[drvenner]

You're a real ace

I'm glad to see you're doubling down on the dad jokes

 

[Enki_Amenra]

So here's a hot take for everyone:

Been saying all year that Heupel needs some outside influence on the offensive side of the ball to rejuvenate things going forward next year. Mike Gundy is a perfect fit. Either as OC or just an analyst.

 

[drvenner]

*Balls Tate

 

[tnhunter 10]

 

[tnhunter 10]

 

[Enki_Amenra]

I'm glad to see you're doubling down on the dad jokes

You may not be playing with a full deck, but you're a real joker and I'll stand on that. Hit me with another one, for @TN-POSSUM 's sake.

 

[JohnnyD1024]

I wonder if Oklahoma State knows about some things that Gundy has done that he could be fired for cause, that they have swept under the rug until now.

 

[Jimmy Football]

really hasn't decided.....

Tony V says, “make the decision…”

 

[jave36]

You may not be playing with a full deck, but you're a real joker and I'll stand on that. Hit me with another one, for @TN-POSSUM 's sake.

Someone should hit you with another club

 

[Jackcrevol]

You're a real ace

ace hole

 

[drvenner]

Maybe they had their son Ace with them.

If they drop a deuce, they're busted for sure.

 

[TN-POSSUM]

A king and queen walk into a bar.

The bartender says, “Sorry, you're under 21.”

 

[Butch Jones]

Well he threatened to beat you up if you didn’t start him so yeah.

0 chance he'd show his face in Jonesboro

 

[Butch Jones]

Congrats @Butch Jones.

Thanks. Taking the family out to Chili's in celebration.

 

[drvenner]

Legend

 

[drvenner]

Bought..

Everybody recruits

 

[drvenner]

The only for real jokes on here are by Dr. Venner. He’s got the monopoly on them.

I laughed

 

[Vol423]

Thanks. Taking the family out to Chili's in celebration.

Nice - fanciest restaurant in Arkansas.

 

[drvenner]

Don’t get him started…just don’t say his name 2 more times and we’ll be fine

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead, a priest, an imam, and a rabbi, a doctor, a lawyer, and an engineer, two dwarves, a leprechaun, and a man carrying a duck all walk into a bar...

The barkeep looks up and says "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

 

[UTSuave’]

He’s got a point!…this offense has been awful since Alex left…and before you plead your case..just take away all of Sampson TD’s and ask yourself. what would our record would be? what games would we have lost? And what do those final scores look like?.ultimately something has to be fixed. we can’t be relying heavily on our running back to carry us through the season especially in the playoffs..we’ll be exposed for playing one dimensional.we have a arsenal of weapons on that side of the ball like Matthews for starters and I’ll even flip to the defensive side..Boo carter!…the creativity lacks..you will never convince me Alex wouldn’t have had boo in the offense film room on day 1 here if he was still the OC…we lack that creativity.


I’m giving a neutral perspective as a viewer and fan

@Enki_Amenra so don’t take it as fact and chew me out…it’s a good discussion piece to consider.

 

[Jackcrevol]

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead, a priest, an imam, and a rabbi, a doctor, a lawyer, and an engineer, two dwarves, a leprechaun, and a man carrying a duck all walk into a bar...

The barkeep looks up and says "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

My faves, are length of rope walks into a bar, thirsty. Saddles up to the bar, 'ill have a beer.'

Barkeep says, 'get out we dont serve your kind here!'

So he leaves, goes to another bar. Really wants a beer, been a long day. Saddles up, 'ill have a beer, barkeep.' Same thing happens. 'Get out! we dont serve your kind!'

Finally, goes to a third bad. I mean what does this guy have to do to get a beer? This time, he jumps up and down, wiggles about, and messes his hair up.

Walks up to the bar, asks bartender for a beer.

Bartender says, 'hey, are you a length of rope? We dont serve your kind!'

Rope says. 'Nope, I'm afraid not.'

 

[UTSuave’]

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead, a priest, an imam, and a rabbi, a doctor, a lawyer, and an engineer, two dwarves, a leprechaun, and a man carrying a duck all walk into a bar...

The barkeep looks up and says "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

@TN-POSSUM i need back up

 

[knoxvol52]

My faves, are length of rope walks into a bar, thirsty. Saddles up to the bar, 'ill have a beer.'

Barkeep says, 'get out we dont serve your kind here!'

So he leaves, goes to another bar. Really wants a beer, been a long day. Saddles up, 'ill have a beer, barkeep.' Same thing happens. 'Get out! we dont serve your kind!'

Finally, goes to a third bad. I mean what does this guy have to do to get a beer? This time, he jumps up and down, wiggles about, and messes his hair up.

Walks up to the bar, asks bartender for a beer.

Bartender says, 'hey, are you a length of rope? We dont serve your kind!'

Rope says. 'Nope, I'm afraid not.'

 

[UTSuave’]

Everybody recruits

Have you ever been to Louisiana?…like the bayou?

 

[PlanetVolunteer]

Well, we would kinda have to play them so ... I guess your stoned and drunk azz is right.
P.S I hope you pass it quickly, they really suck. I would rather have red wasps sting my testicles than have a kidney stone.

Was just drunk

No stones or kidneys here