My faves, are length of rope walks into a bar, thirsty. Saddles up to the bar, 'ill have a beer.'
Barkeep says, 'get out we dont serve your kind here!'
So he leaves, goes to another bar. Really wants a beer, been a long day. Saddles up, 'ill have a beer, barkeep.' Same thing happens. 'Get out! we dont serve your kind!'
Finally, goes to a third bad. I mean what does this guy have to do to get a beer? This time, he jumps up and down, wiggles about, and messes his hair up.
Walks up to the bar, asks bartender for a beer.
Bartender says, 'hey, are you a length of rope? We dont serve your kind!'
Rope says. 'Nope, I'm afraid not.'