Recruiting Football Talk VIII

[VolsDoc81TX]

Australia already has 3 gold medals, and China has 2. We only have one gold medal. We must suck.

Patience furry one, patience.
Lots of sports where the USA excels have not started yet.
The swimming events are in a different order this year as well. Makes it look different too.

 

[SoilVol]

Two Rick Barnes legends in the same shot: Kevin Durant and Uros. You love to see it.

 

[VolsDoc81TX]

The early events are dominated mostly by other Countries. What I learned today is that the Chinese play Badminton 18 hours a day. Second Americans don't know Judo, they just stab people..

Why isn’t knife fighting an Olympic sport?
What about gun fights?
USA would dominate in both solo and team events in both sports.
It’s the same reason that softball was removed. Because we were the ONLY country to win the gold medals.

 

[drvenner]

Gotta try to max that retirement. If I make it to 60, I’ll have 3 pensions (VA disability, military pension, and a fat Roth 401k from my civilian job) them when I’m 100 I’ll collect SS if it’s still there. Plan on retiring in East Tennessee so I can terrorize all yall as a grumpier and older man than what I am now.

Please email me at drvenner@gmail.com. I would like to ask questions about benefits. I am getting near 60 and do have a USAR pension coming. @Weezer I'm already a subscriber so no need to send more.

 

[SoilVol]

Why isn’t knife fighting an Olympic sport?
What about gun fights?
USA would dominate in both solo and team events in both sports.
It’s the same reason that softball was removed. Because we were the ONLY country to win the gold medals.

An IED competition would be fun to watch.

 

[VolsDoc81TX]

@VolsDoc81TX was just there. Maybe he can hook you up?

Already taken care of…
Maybe I have said too much? It’s more fun if it’s a surprise

 

[VolsDoc81TX]

That accent, it's like they can kill you, but all the while make it seem like a good time. Jolly good.

I’m so glad that you will enjoy your “surprise” then. I was not sure if you preferred a male or a female, so it is a contract couple

 

[drvenner]

I tried playing Water Polo when I lived down in Florida...........................




Had to quit...............Horse kept drowning.

@drvenner

Probably better than riding on land while wearing a Speedo.

 

[SoilVol]

Durant is automatic today. 5/5fg 4/4 3pt 14pts

 

[smokeyhuntsgators]

You never realize how little self control you have until they put chips & salsa in front of you at a Mexican restaurant.

 

[peaygolf]

I can draw my military pension in a little over 10 years when I turn 55. I could probably live off of that alone but will have a little disability and civilian retirement to go along with it. I plan to stay here in Middle TN because I hate moving.

Wait. What?

You only be 45? Well smack my a$$ and call me Betty..................

 

[SoilVol]

Durant looking like Dalton Knecht

 

[PlanetVolunteer]

Durant looking like Dalton Knecht

With patchy hair!

 

[PlanetVolunteer]

Put Uros in! Let him throw that bow into the Durantula

 

[SoilVol]

Durant is 8/8 for 21pts in the first half

 

[TheMookieMonster]

Sheesh is that the best half of basketball Durant has ever played??? 21 PTS 8/8 FG. Insane.

 

[Glitch]

An IED competition would be fun to watch.

It really wouldn't.

 

[Glitch]

Wait. What?

You only be 45? Well smack my a$$ and call me Betty..................

I am 43. I know I come across closer to 80, but I am still young.

 

[volsagain]

I am 43. I know I come across closer to 80, but I am still young.

Probably just a glitch in how your numbers really work

 

[CrossVol17]

Love getting Brame to come to the good side!

 

[DD4ME]

 

[knoxvol52]

Is it Monday already @Jackcrevol

Great pickup by the staff with a assist from his Girlfriend.

 

[Rishvol]

Question about Olympic Soccer, why doesn't the best players in the World play?

Because the WC, Euro, COPA, and all this other tournaments mean more than the Olympics. It really should be removed from the Olympics

 

[Rishvol]

Why isn’t knife fighting an Olympic sport?
What about gun fights?
USA would dominate in both solo and team events in both sports.
It’s the same reason that softball was removed. Because we were the ONLY country to win the gold medals.

@nicksjuzunk

 

[Cosmo Kramer]