Recruiting Forum Football Talk II

[RikidyBones]

Naw... I’d say that’s about right at the moment

Hey nick, I need a plan that doesn't change my diet or require me to exercise. Go.

 

[nicksjuzunk]

Hey nick, I need a plan that doesn't change my diet or require me to exercise. Go.

Carry on!
Best of luck

 

[WarMachine]

Hey nick, I need a plan that doesn't change my diet or require me to exercise. Go.

Skip breakfast and drink more coffee.

 

[scienceteaching_vol]

Just picked up this bad boy. Had the custom engraving done at Laser Works in Chattanooga.
Another shoutout to @Geaux_Vols for hooking me up with the vector files.

Love that VFL logo. Legit awesomeness right there!

 

[Bassmaster_Vol]

Naw... I’d say that’s about right at the moment

Don’t make me post the star Lord bird flipping gif. It’s tempting...

 

[nicksjuzunk]

Don’t make me post the star Lord bird flipping gif. It’s tempting...

I meant the first Chris Pratt GIF, goofball.

 

[HankHill]

So now the big complaint about Bailey is that he's too advanced.

That’s literally just them not being sure of their evals and casting a cop out safety net so if he doesn’t pan out they can say “oh look here where i said he was risky”.

 

[Bassmaster_Vol]

I meant the first Chris Pratt GIF, goofball.

I see it now...

 

[mrmax86]

Not far off, but wish I was bald

Your profile pic suggests you're bald.

 

[Ron Swanson]

Hey nick, I need a plan that doesn't change my diet or require me to exercise. Go.

Switch to sugarless gum.

 

[Pepe]

Is that the guy's nom de plume? If I'm not mistaken, the literal translation is "The Bastard'

 

[titansvolsfaninga]

Switch to sugarless gum.

and drink coffee or coke zero.

 

[Pepe]

Switch to sugarless gum.

Kills dogs

 

[gordonr24]

IF (< thats a big if) bama were to ever be seriously looked at by the NCAA, you can bet the investigation would have been initiated out of Baton Rouge or out of Auburn.

Oh you bet Bammers would point their fingers at us.

 

[RikidyBones]

Kills dogs

@Ron Swanson hates puppies, is what I took from that.

 

[Chuckie]

@Ron Swanson hates puppies, is what I took from that.

Hates puppies? Also, a closet @David Ubben fan in all likelihood.

 

[RikidyBones]

Hates puppies? Also, a closet @David Ubben fan in all likelihood.

Sad that @Ron Swanson provides the logistical support for @David Ubben selling bootleg cigarettes to elementary school kids.

 

[Pepe]

Sad that @Ron Swanson provides the logistical support for @David Ubben selling bootleg cigarettes to elementary school kids and puppies/QUOTE]
fyp

 

[Buddy’s Bandit]

IF (< thats a big if) bama were to ever be seriously looked at by the NCAA, you can bet the investigation would have been initiated out of Baton Rouge or out of Auburn.

Or by a guy in a picture to the left.

 

[kemotoe]

CJ Stroud jumps from 95th to a 5 star.

 

[Pepe]

Siap, thought this was funny.


The riskiest of the five-stars aside from Evans?
Harrison Bailey who signed with the Vols. Not only is the quarterback position inherently risky when it comes to five-star development, but Bailey has been on the radar since middle school and might be close to his ceiling. As we know with a lot of college quarterbacks, a lot will depend on how much help he gets around him, so the Vols skill position recruiting will be key. He should have a very good offensive line to work with moving forward however. Tight end
Darnell Washington is up there as well.

This is a mantra that I've heard many times in regard to Texas football players in general that they have been involved in organized football for so long but they already have mastered the positions and have reached a point where they can progress no further on their athletic ability. However I've never seen that applied to the"skill" positions much less quarterback. somebody must have had a bad case of diarrhea when they came up with the idea for that story.

 

[tn88volfan]

Hey nick, I need a plan that doesn't change my diet or require me to exercise. Go.

i lost 12 pounds just by not drinking any soda with my whiskey

 

[scvolfan7]

CJ Stroud jumps from 95th to a 5 star.

He’s really good and going to OSU. Stars on 247 are based on how likely you are to be a first round pick

 

[butchna]

Hates puppies? Also, a closet @David Ubben fan in all likelihood.

Who loves (to kill) puppies.

 

[Bassmaster_Vol]

Lol at these Bama recruits jumping to 5 star status