Recruiting Forum Football Talk III

[Weezer]

John Fulkerson broke his wrist today in practice. I don’t have any details at this hour as to severity or how long he will be out but obviously not ideal for the guy coming back for his sixth year
-VQ

I'm guessing 6-8 weeks.

 

[Weezer]

Betchee Mom's chin is like an...View attachment 376320

Yours must really like tea cause she goes through a lot of teabags every day.

 

[Jackcrevol]

Yours must really like tea cause she goes through a lot of teabags every day.

 

[drvenner]

Who dat?

Jackson Leath. I think it was a hamstring issue.

 

[drvenner]

Ben Joyce, was a transfer from Walters St, could touch triple digits. Had Tommy John and had to miss the season.
Or Jackson Leath, was the Saturday starter before a torn hamstring before SEC play started that made him miss the rest of the year.

I was talking about Leath. I was not even aware of Joyce. Will Joyce be on the roster in 2022? I think I read Leath is likely to get drafted, but may be getting the two mixed up.

 

[Jackcrevol]

Mine are 15.9, 13.6, and 12.4. It has flown by.

almost there...

 

[VolsDoc81TX]

And if you have a little girl you should know without a doubt that you can take someone else’s life if pushed.

Doesn’t really even need to be a push. Sometimes a lascivious look that I catch is all it takes. Dad, monster hunter, serial killer, superhero, supervillain, destroyer of worlds…all synonyms

 

[drvenner]

Most SEC fans are dumb.

Edit: All SEC fans are dumb (except for us).

Edit: A lot of us are dumb, too.

Edit: Everyone is dumb, except for me.

Edit: I’m also kind of dumb.

This is a dumb post. True, but also dumb.

 

[Weezer]

I apologize, I don't even know what your wife looks like, but I got this image of a coffee cup under a boob as you gave it a couple of squirts.

Note to certain posters, like Cat, DO NOT walk up to random pregnant women or new mothers and ask them to top your coffee off with a little cream. I don't see that going well.

 

[UTMVol76]

Doesn’t really even need to be a push. Sometimes a lascivious look that I catch is all it takes. Dad, monster hunter, serial killer, superhero, supervillain, destroyer of worlds…all synonyms

Amen. I was just trying to give the slightest impression of moderation, but you are correct.

 

[Glitch]

almost there...View attachment 376322

The nearly 16 year old may or may not make it. It is up in the air most days as boys have become a bit too much of an interest lately. I don't like it and I don't like them.

 

[T Dog]

Note to certain posters, like Cat, DO NOT walk up to random pregnant women or new mothers and ask them to top your coffee off with a little cream. I don't see that going well.

I need 2 squeezes and 3 sugars to go please

 

[Christian Lowe]

The nearly 16 year old may or may not make it. It is up in the air most days as boys have become a bit too much of an interest lately. I don't like it and I don't like them.

I couldn’t imagine having a teenage daughter and pray daily that when we decide to have kids that a boy pops out

 

[Weezer]

I need 2 squeezes and 3 sugars to go please

 

[Glitch]

Doesn’t really even need to be a push. Sometimes a lascivious look that I catch is all it takes. Dad, monster hunter, serial killer, superhero, supervillain, destroyer of worlds…all synonyms

I think this is how most dads imagine themselves when they are in protective mode over their daughters...

 

[Glitch]

I need 2 squeezes and 3 sugars to go please

3 sugars will likely lead to another baby. Just speaking from experience.

 

[UTMVol76]

I need 2 squeezes and 3 sugars to go please

 

[Glitch]

I couldn’t imagine having a teenage daughter and pray daily that when we decide to have kids that a boy pops out

The fact that the oldest has turned out to look almost exactly like my wife is a bit troubling at times. She is a gorgeous young lady and that just makes me hate boys allllll the more.

 

[Weezer]

@peaygolf just told me it's 69 days until

He's a pervert.

 

[MoCo_Vol]

I think this is how most dads imagine themselves when they are in protective mode over their daughters...

Bad example...he technically kind of killed BOTH his "daughters"

 

[Glitch]

Bad example...he technically kind of killed BOTH his "daughters"

Good point..... How about this one then...

 

[Jackcrevol]

Bad example...he technically kind of killed BOTH his "daughters"

Cap.

 

[Weezer]

The fact that the oldest has turned out to look almost exactly like my wife is a bit troubling at times. She is a gorgeous young lady and that just makes me hate boys allllll the more.

 

[drvenner]

The nearly 16 year old may or may not make it. It is up in the air most days as boys have become a bit too much of an interest lately. I don't like it and I don't like them.

My 16 year old daughter has her first "boyfriend." Don't like it and don't like him, neither. Might be a good person, but he is a 16 year old boy. That is plenty enough reason to dislike.

 

[Jackcrevol]

Good point..... How about this one then...