Recruiting Forum Football Talk III

[Cosmo Kramer]

The irony is, Megan Rapinoe would probably prefer the hotter angels as well.

They certainly would not prefer her.

 

[drvenner]

I live out in the woods and we've not seen hide nor hair. Strange.

You're just too old to hear anything

 

[Jackcrevol]

Even if it means you have to be a bottom? Never mind....anything is better than Rapinoe in any state of undress.

Anything? I could argue contrarily...

 

[drvenner]

Today... Is a very bad day... It became an "I told you so" for my wife. I got some beef jerky that is flavored "flamin hot" she said "don't eat that... It's gonna be miserable on the way out." I said "psh. I'm a coneseur of the spicy meat-a-ball in expert fashion. My guts are sealed to perfection"

So here I am on the toilet. Smh.

Well, at least you won't be backed up for the next few days.

 

[volKano]

Today... Is a very bad day... It became an "I told you so" for my wife. I got some beef jerky that is flavored "flamin hot" she said "don't eat that... It's gonna be miserable on the way out." I said "psh. I'm a coneseur of the spicy meat-a-ball in expert fashion. My guts are sealed to perfection"

So here I am on the toilet. Smh.

Put the phone away man. Don’t be that guy. Have some self respect and wash your hands....and phone.

 

[delfonic]

Rapinoe is a physically fit lady. Anyone who thinks you can’t do much worse probably hasn’t been to Walmart lately.

I get that y’all are just projecting because she wouldn’t be in to you. That’s sort of unfair because that would also apply to like 99% of attractive ladies out there as well.

 

[Ten_Titans]

Put the phone away man. Don’t be that guy. Have some self respect and wash your hands....and phone.

I've never understood at what step of the **** taking process I'm supposedly contaminating my phone.

Maybe public restrooms I guess. But at home I touch the toilet seat which is about as clean as anything else all things considered... And then I put my phone away to finish my business, and then I don't touch my phone again until I've washed my hands.

Are you taking a poop differently then me?

 

[TrippieRedd]

Put the phone away man. Don’t be that guy. Have some self respect and wash your hands....and phone.

 

[butchna]

Rapinoe is a physically fit lady. Anyone who thinks you can’t do much worse probably hasn’t been to Walmart lately.

I get that y’all are just projecting because she wouldn’t be in to you. That’s sort of unfair because that would also apply to like 99% of attractive ladies out there as well.

We’re talking about marketing lingerie. If that is what sells it to you and what you want your woman to be envisioning when she’s purchasing it…for you? Then carry on wayward son. “Better’n Walmart!” trending I guess.

 

[InVOLuntary]

Rapinoe is a physically fit lady. Anyone who thinks you can’t do much worse probably hasn’t been to Walmart lately.

I get that y’all are just projecting because she wouldn’t be in to you. That’s sort of unfair because that would also apply to like 99% of attractive ladies out there as well.

Are you talking to the guys or the gals?

 

[Orangeredblooded]

You're just too old to hear anything

Is it really necessary to remind him how old he is? At least wait until the Metamucil has kicked in.

 

[volKano]

I've never understood at what step of the **** taking process I'm supposedly contaminating my phone.

Maybe public restrooms I guess. But at home I touch the toilet seat which is about as clean as anything else all things considered... And then I put my phone away to finish my business, and then I don't touch my phone again until I've washed my hands.

Are you taking a poop differently then me?

It’s like licking your fingers when you are eating. Just unnecessary and low class.

 

[InVOLuntary]

You're just too old to hear anything

When talking about cicadas is that a bad thing?

 

[Weezer]

They certainly would not prefer her.

Depends on which way they swing....

 

[Weezer]

Rapinoe is a physically fit lady. Anyone who thinks you can’t do much worse probably hasn’t been to Walmart lately.

I get that y’all are just projecting because she wouldn’t be in to you. That’s sort of unfair because that would also apply to like 99% of attractive ladies out there as well.

I just don't find women who would sooner rip my penis off with their bare hands that attractive. But maybe that's just a me thing?

 

[Weezer]

We’re talking about marketing lingerie. If that is what sells it to you and what you want your woman to be envisioning when she’s purchasing it…for you? Then carry on wayward son. “Better’n Walmart!” trending I guess.

Truthfully, I could see how anyone turned on by a little boy in women's panties would be okay with it. Obviously, just not my thing.

 

[Weezer]

Is it really necessary to remind him how old he is? At least wait until the Metamucil has kicked in.

Yes. He tends to forget unless you remind him.

 

[butchna]

I just don't find women who would sooner rip my penis off with their bare hands that attractive. But maybe that's just a me thing?

I think all of our penii are safe.

 

[Weezer]

Rapinoe is a physically fit lady. Anyone who thinks you can’t do much worse probably hasn’t been to Walmart lately.

I get that y’all are just projecting because she wouldn’t be in to you. That’s sort of unfair because that would also apply to like 99% of attractive ladies out there as well.

Also, I'm saddened that you have such awful look with attractive ladies. On the plus side, unattractive ladies need lovin' too, Craig.

 

[Weezer]

I think all of our penii are safe.

Not convinced. It's not enough she prefers ladies, she seems to hate men. Those are the scary ones.

 

[butchna]

Truthfully, I could see how anyone turned on by a little boy in women's panties would be okay with it. Obviously, just not my thing.

Wasn’t a marketing major, myself. If this is the new trend, I would’ve flunked.

 

[InVOLuntary]

Is it really necessary to remind him how old he is? At least wait until the Metamucil has kicked in.

What's funny is I'm not even close to being the oldest. Weezer us much older, at least in dog years.

 

[butchna]

Not convinced. It's not enough she prefers ladies, she seems to hate men. Those are the scary ones.

She.is.NOT.going.to.touch.IT.

 

[Weezer]

Wasn’t a marketing major, myself. If this is the new trend, I would’ve flunked.

Might as well be Victor's Secret.

 

[Weezer]

She.is.NOT.going.to.touch.IT.

She might have bigger muscles than you...