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Don’t mix iocane with snake venom…actually makes you more susceptible to both.
I figured that I would more likely encounter a venomous snake than be in a duel of wits with iocane laced wine. 🤠
had a nitwit tell me to snort iodine if even possibility of Coronavirus contact occurs. Even demonstrated.

I sarcastically asked my buddy if he had any left from the OR. He laughed, and said he didnt recommend unless I wanted to throw up for a day or two.

Also told him about the viagra stories id read. Ill let you fill in the blanks which side those mental stalwarts side with.
 
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Well, luckily I have been taking small amounts of all snake venoms for 20 years so I am now immune to the venom…cause I woulda stepped all over the snake, then started doing the snake strike dodging dance…😂

I drank Habu Sake in Japan… so pretty sure I’m immune to almost everything but most especially snake venom.

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The consensus seems to be that the defense won the first scrimmage. Squirrel White shined on offense. Jalin Hyatt has taken a big jump this year, more physical, more confident. Christian Charles making noise. Big notice is that the defense is playing faster, said to be partly due to 2nd year in system. Paxton Brooks is back healthy. First seven weeks of the year in strength and conditioning made a huge favorable impact on our roster. Running backs had some nice runs on the day but need to continue to improve in pass protection. Mincey has an ankle issue, held out of scrimmage today, managing his work so he can continue on as spring practice continues. Bumphus will missed the spring due to injury, expected back in the summer, ready for the fall. Hendon and Joe did good, new kid is progressing. Young guys having to adjust not only to the speed of the game at this level but also the tempo of our offense. A lot of older players correcting and coaching younger guys. The team is focused and together. #GBO

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Anyone see the copperhead?
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What most people won't believe is that you can step right over this snake and not be bitten. I've seen them be stepped on and not move.

Any of us that have spent a lot of time in the woods have no-doubt walked within striking distance of dozens of venomous snakes and have never known it. They're all very reluctant and reclusive.
 
What most people won't believe is that you can step right over this snake and not be bitten. I've seen them be stepped on and not move.

Any of us that have spent a lot of time in the woods have no-doubt walked within striking distance of dozens of venomous snakes and have never known it. They're all very reluctant and reclusive.

Sir, this flies directly in opposition to everything I’ve learned from popular culture, movies, and old wives tales - surely you are jesting!

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