Recruiting Forum Football Talk IV

[nicksjuzunk]

My sis just posted on Facebook that three Collegiate Female athletes have committed suicide just this week. What in the world? That's gut wrenching.

One was player of the week batting over 778 against Duke

 

[Glitch]

I am awake, I repeat I am awake

High as hell

Keep posting. Your drugged up posting brings us wonderful VN lexicon additions like "hopenis". MOAR!!!!

 

[drvenner]

In route to Saint Thomas Brothers

Under the knife, little scary ngl

Think this all started with a moran move of leaving a cabinet door open

Hit it really hard walking fast, in a rush and hit me in head and jammed, compressed my neck

Can't feel my right hand and upper right arm is level 10 pain.

They gon cut front of my neck, use clamps to move esophagus one side and all tendons other stuff to the other side, cut some bone, insert a dine sized square hollow wafer, screw a plate to secure

Be thankful if your health is good
They say month recovery til titanium plate holds til bones grow together

Preeshate yall freaks

All the prayers, brother.

 

[StoVol]

My throat feels like a swallered an anarmadillo and pulled it back out

Would she say something like that?

Whore

 

[nicksjuzunk]

Calling 3 five stars in this class a disappointment is getting pretty wild with expectations for recruiting class number two. This class is on pace to out rank the 2015 class as the best we've had in a decade.

You will get more than 3 five stars and you will like it!

 

[nicksjuzunk]

My throat feels like a swallered an anarmadillo and pulled it back out

Would she say something like that?

Whore

Drugs already working I see

 

[Glitch]

Drugs already working I see

 

[Jackcrevol]

Keep posting. Your drugged up posting brings us wonderful VN lexicon additions like "hopenis". MOAR!!!!

does posting high on pain killers make Stovol an OxyMoran?

 

[Pridedad]

My throat feels like a swallered an anarmadillo and pulled it back out

Would she say something like that?

Whore

Only after eating mayo banana samich

 

[Weezer]

I am awake, I repeat I am awake

High as hell

Whatever you do, resist the urge to email @frank pics of your hopenis. That won't go over well.


Or maybe it would? Who knows?

 

[Jackcrevol]

Only after eating mayo banana samich

no more please

 

[Devo182]

Given the positive atmosphere surrounding the recruitment of these four, I'd say 2 would be a bit of a disappointment.

Tate is 50% per AP and I'd be surprised if any of the others are higher than Tate. I think 50% would be gracious for the others. 2 of 4 on the nose seems reasonable.

Jmo but I think we start to overestimate our own odds of getting players once we see positive signs, because that's what fans do

 

[Weezer]

If Tate is 50% per AP, I'd be surprised if any of the others are higher than Tate. I think 50% would be gracious for the others. 2 of 4 on the nose seems reasonable.

Jmo but I think we start to overestimate our own odds of getting players once we see positive signs, because that's what fans do

Why are you being such a NegaVol?

 

[franklinpence]

This one stings quite a bit.

 

[Paper_Towel]

I remember during my first few months on VolNation I snuck onto the class computer to read the Signing Day thread way back in 2014 while I was in Shop Class my Junior year of high school.

If I new then what I was getting myself into with all these terms such as "cheagles" and "hopenis", I think I would've payed attention more that class.

 

[Pridedad]

If Tate is 50% per AP, I'd be surprised if any of the others are higher than Tate. I think 50% would be gracious for the others. 2 of 4 on the nose seems reasonable.

Jmo but I think we start to overestimate our own odds of getting players once we see positive signs, because that's what fans do

Says the guy who "VOL"ed everybody last week.

Just put your Cup on and come be positive with us!

 

[franklinpence]

no more please

 

[Devo182]

Why are you being such a NegaVol?

Would negavol say something like that?

Whore.

 

[drvenner]

I am awake, I repeat I am awake

High as hell

What is the most embarrassing thing that has ever happened to you?

 

[Orange_Crush]

does posting high on pain killers make Stovol an OxyMoran?

yah, but considering the circumstances, we OxyCondone it.

 

[Brillovol]

Tate is 50% per AP and I'd be surprised if any of the others are higher than Tate. I think 50% would be gracious for the others. 2 of 4 on the nose seems reasonable.

Jmo but I think we start to overestimate our own odds of getting players once we see positive signs, because that's what fans do

Devo like...

 

[Volnatic]

Tate is 50% per AP and I'd be surprised if any of the others are higher than Tate. I think 50% would be gracious for the others. 2 of 4 on the nose seems reasonable.

Jmo but I think we start to overestimate our own odds of getting players once we see positive signs, because that's what fans do

It sounded more like AP thought Burley and Mauigoa were the most likely because Burley’s family loves Garner and we’re trending hard with the latter. He also said “we could get all 4” and Hubbs laughed

 

[Weezer]

Would negavol say something like that?

Whore.

You shut your whore mouth!!

 

[Jackcrevol]

yah, but considering the circumstances, we OxyCondone it.

I see these puns Morphine into a whole new spiel

 

[Devo182]

Devo like...

Is that a real show