Recruiting Forum Football Talk IV

[StoVol]

Only after eating mayo banana samich

I will murder u

 

[Brillovol]

Is that a real show

MadTV from back in the day...that I wasn't allowed to watch.

 

[Orange_Crush]

I see these puns Morphine into a whole new spiel

I see you got the methage.

 

[StoVol]

What is the most embarrassing thing that has ever happened to you?

I shat on myself with white pants

Jk that was a Florida gator!

 

[Orange_Crush]

I shat on myself with white pants

Jk that was a Florida gator!

You were a Florida gator? A bit of anesthesia, and the truth finally comes out.

 

[StoVol]

yah, but considering the circumstances, we OxyCondone it.

These 2 jokes were outstanding, high-level teenage gold

 

[BruisedOrange]

It has its own mailing zip code and it’s outside Starkville city limits.

Was that prompted by logistics, or public relations?

 

[Brillovol]

Lol, Sto has critical surgery, gets in recovery, and immediately jumps back on VN.

Addict.

 

[RikidyBones]

My throat feels like a swallered an anarmadillo and pulled it back out

Would she say something like that?

Whore

Someone had to say it.

 

[BigALWiLson]

You shut your whore mouth!!

Whores*

 

[StoVol]

Someone had to say it.

I liked u before today. Hugh as hell and speaking truths. Coffee is freedom personified commie

 

[drvenner]

does posting high on pain killers make Stovol an OxyMoran?

Well done, Moran.

 

[Weezer]

Anyone know how to do an internet intervention?

 

[SoilVol]

Wear a mask when applying pesticides. Don't question it. Thank me later.

 

[BigALWiLson]

For whores ?

 

[RikidyBones]

I liked u before today. Hugh as hell and speaking truths. Coffee is freedom personified commie

Hugh has nothing to do with it. Can you even drink coffee right now? Must be tough sitting there having to produce your own energy for once.

Seriously though, glad you're out of it. Quit grabbing the nurse's ass. The nurse is a dude.

 

[Orange_Crush]

Sto gets high and starts throwing around likes like candy.


Whore

 

[itsme]

Since, I saw his name brought up the other day. Kelly was kind of underrated to be honest.

He would show out even more in the offense we have now

 

[Jackcrevol]

Lol, Sto has critical surgery, gets in recovery, and immediately jumps back on VN.

Addict.

@frank purposely made this site addictive when he was Codeine it.

 

[VolGee4]

Wear a mask when applying pesticides. Don't question it. Thank me later.

The pandemic made me realize I really should use a mask more for yard work. The older I get, the more my allergies flare up.

 

[Devo182]

Quit grabbing the nurse's ass. The nurse is a dude.

What Sto sees:




Reality:

 

[Pridedad]

Anyone know how to do an internet intervention?

Dear beloved TN recruit.....

 

[BigOrangeTrain]

Throw some mayo in a bowl, slice some bananas into it, squish it all together into a spread with a fork, and slather it between two pieces of white bread.... Mmmmmm.....

 

[Weezer]

Hmmm.... I should check my posts to see how long it took me to start posting again after my transplant. I honestly don't remember. Lots of fuzzy memories around that time period. Of course, my memories of last week are fuzzy so that's not really saying a lot. I do remember the bliss of Dilaudid. Be nice to have that again...

 

[Orange_Crush]

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