Recruiting Forum Football Talk IV

[Enki_Amenra]

Surprisingly decent , thanks for asking. Pain in upper right arm has ceased 90%. But numbness is still there
Lottabpain in where my esophagus and trachea meet right at sternum

Probably from breathing tubes jammed down my throat

Just ate and swallowing is good but awkward feeling but better than I imagined

On the mend thank God!

Still high as Elvis in a room full qualudes

I went into emergency surgery about 3 years ago and had a couple tubes down my throat. The worst was the nose tube. They left my stomach disconnected from my intestines for a day or 2.

A little dude nurse came in after the 1st surgery to "install" the nose tube. He tried 3-4 times to finesse it in without hurting me. He failed at getting it in, so another nurse took over.

She was about 5'2", 250lbs muscle, built like a bowling ball fullback and was either a street fighter or special forces. . . She grabbed the tube and rammed it into my nose. It dug into the back of my throat on the way to my stomach. Terrible feeling, but she succeeded. Glad she did, 3-4 tries from her may have killed me itself, .

 

[Glitch]

Dude just needs to delete.

Fify

 

[UpstateVol613]

Love this.

 

[Glitch]

@Ulysees E. McGill I think Injust saw your kindred spirit downtown Bristol. Dude hangs out on sidewalk, everyday. Angrily yells and shakes his fist at passers by. But if you're nice and wave, he smiles and waves back.

When did you move to Bristol @Ulysees E. McGill ?

 

[Glitch]

Granola? Totally west coast.

A west coast yankee?

 

[Pridedad]

Golfer shoots 135 in Monday PGA Tour qualifier

OK. Which one of you was this???

That would be a good day for me!

 

[Tennessee Golfer]

You need to learn to read the green better @Tennessee Golfer

Shoot I’m smart enough not to waste my money on a Monday qualifier if I don’t even know which side of the ball to stand on.

 

[Orange_Crush]

Shoot I’m smart enough not to waste my money on a Monday qualifier if I don’t even know which side of the ball to stand on.

I'll help.

The top side. Duh. Noob.

 

[Tennessee Golfer]

When did Isaac Washington come back?

Did I miss crossing him off? Dang even I was getting tired of using the red ink.

 

[UTJoe]

When did you move to Bristol @Ulysees E. McGill ?

Something about it being west of Cumberland Gap, I think...

 

[Geronimo]

 

[peaygolf]

Shoot I’m smart enough not to waste my money on a Monday qualifier if I don’t even know which side of the ball to stand on.

I think it's easier to qualify for the US Open than it is to Monday qualify.

I've tried both. Came within 1 shot of the Open..........shot 69 and missed monday qualifying by 4

 

[ACvol3]

I would rather read people arguing with @DeusExMachina about music than read this gross food talk

 

[SpringBokVol]

I think it's easier to qualify for the US Open than it is to Monday qualify.

I've tried both. Came within 1 shot of the Open..........shot 69 and missed monday qualifying by 4

You are 100% correct.

A monday qualifier always has someone get hot and go low

 

[WilliamDuVOL]

I would rather read people arguing with @DeusExMachina about music than read this gross food talk

You wanna Duke it out?

 

[drvenner]

At this point, it might be a good idea to hand your phone to your wife

If he did hand it to her, I hope she took some video.

 

[drvenner]

I got my toes in the water, azz in the sand. Not a worry in the world a cold beer in my hand life is good today.

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Wait!!!????? Are you UNDER the sand?

 

[drvenner]

That's a southern tradition. Even our school lunch ladies used to make it.

Pear Salad: A Southern Classic • Domestic Superhero

So freaking disgusting. This pukes me.

 

[bigorange]

A little off topic of the mayo discussion, but file this away in the “I’m getting old/the world is changing”
Ice-T is now a friendly coach on the back of Cheerios boxes. Man, I remember when that guy was tough!
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reminds me of this...guess both their ice melted lol

 

[utkevdawg1]

On their way to help Sam Darnold be a better QB.

 

[bigorange]

 

[VolsDoc81TX]

Surprisingly decent , thanks for asking. Pain in upper right arm has ceased 90%. But numbness is still there
Lottabpain in where my esophagus and trachea meet right at sternum

Probably from breathing tubes jammed down my throat

Just ate and swallowing is good but awkward feeling but better than I imagined

On the mend thank God!

Still high as Elvis in a room full qualudes

Feeling (sensation/numbess/tingling) deeper part of nerve than the pain fibers. If pain is decreased then numbness will, but may take time…

Throat sore because they pushed everything aside to do surgery and you were intubated…

Please follow your doc’s recommendation on recovery and resuming activities. Tiger Woods has had multiple surgeries on his back because he didn’t follow medical advice.
The better you heal, the better your future will be. Short time of sacrifice for long term better results.

 

[Orange_Crush]

You wanna Duke it out?

You threatening to kick his be Heinz?

 

[logginlarry]

You wanna Duke it out?

I like to duke it out, it's my Kraft

 

[Pridedad]

You threatening to kick his be Heinz?

Be careful or he will hunts you down.