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[Glitch]

My spirit needs a blow out. I also told my wife that. Stay tuned. Or don't.

And if any of you tell her I posted this, then this'll be my last post.

Dear Mrs. @utvols88,

Do you know what your husband posted on the VolNations today.....

 

[Glitch]

Not anymore. 4 and 7 years old. I'm working on teaching them to close the door for privacy now.

But it so cute when they wave at you while you walk past the bathroom and nearly pass out from the wall of horid stench that hits you from what has just emerged from their little behinds. Mine are all teenagers now and I know when one of them has just left the bathroom a few minutes before I walk in. Good gravy it makes me long for a nice old fashion dog fart.

 

[RikidyBones]

For when they barge into your morning constitutional or their own, lol.

Their own. I lock the door. Lol

 

[RikidyBones]

But it so cute when they wave at you while you walk past the bathroom and nearly pass out from the wall of horid stench that hits you from what has just emerged from their little behinds. Mine are all teenagers now and I know when one of them has just left the bathroom a few minutes before I walk in. Good gravy it makes me long for a nice old fashion dog fart.

This is what I got earlier:

I walk by a wide ass open door
4 year old daughter: DADDY GO AWAY. GIVE ME SOME PRIVACY.

... Then close the door. Clown.

Also, boys are easier than girls. Girls are insane.

 

[Volsdeep4]

I prefer heroin myself. The coke high doesn't last as long.

Meth is really the only way to go

 

[OrangenSC]

WIth all this talk about how it is going to be a close game, the vegas line, the media picking LSU or putting Tennessee on upset alert..... we are about to find out of this Tennessee team is legit or not quite ready yet.

This is the test.

Vols are ready!

So yet another game we have to win to prove ourselves. It never ends.

 

[engineerVOL]

Sweet fancy Moses, the AFC south sucks.

 

[Orange.]

So yet another game we have to win to prove ourselves. It never ends.

Ends at 15! @VolsDoc81TX

 

[Paper_Towel]

Same here in Warren County lol. Either Sun Drop or Dr Pepper. That was your ONLY 2 choices.

Is this yours?

 

[Enki_Amenra]

 

[RiseToTheTop]

All these primetime NFL games have been so bad.

 

[engineerVOL]

All these primetime NFL games have been so bad.

Awwwwwful.

 

[OrangenSC]

Ends at 15! @VolsDoc81TX

Nope. Some still wouldn't be satisfied.

 

[BigOrangeTrain]

Look at his film...
It will tell you.

 

[Paper_Towel]

 

[Smyrna ATL Vol]

My spirit needs a blow out. I also told my wife that. Stay tuned. Or don't.

And if any of you tell her I posted this, then this'll be my last post.

LMAO

 

[Aesius]

Sweet fancy Moses, the AFC south sucks.

Most of the NFL is pretty bad this year. Which means a 9-8 team is gonna get hot in the playoffs and win the Super Bowl.

 

[Enki_Amenra]

 

[Rocky_Top_Vol13]

Is this yours?

uh no... lol

 

[Orange Studs]

jesus...the "man" runs like he's full of estrogen....

Jesus already knew it.

 

[SSVol]

My spirit needs a blow out. I also told my wife that. Stay tuned. Or don't.

And if any of you tell her I posted this, then this'll be my last post.

Just to be clear, when speaking to your wife you said "blow out", right? I guess so, or that probably was your last post. RIP 88.

 

[SugarCC]

"Freakin" is Heupel's "a'ight".

 

[RikidyBones]

Just to be clear, when speaking to your wife you said "blow out", right? I guess so, or that probably was your last post. RIP 88.

My spirit is typing this...

Thanks @SSVol

 

[SugarCC]

Where's the outcry, @Jack Burton ???
Think LSU "should have to play in an empty stadium" because they're so "toxic" and "trash"?

Why don't you go ask your buddies at ESPN, or your pals Adams or Ubben, where their "outrage" is, huh.

 

[RikidyBones]

Looking for a refund of my Amazon prime because of this game.