jakez4ut
Patience... It's what's for dinner
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I was dipping chicken strips in Sriracha sauce like it was ranch dressing. Felt zero heat.Lost my taste and smell today because of covid. What a weird ****ing sensation.. or lack thereof actually. Things I have tried to smell or taste but couldn’t:
Coffee
Velveeta Shells
Dr Pepper 23 flavors - no flavors
Trader Joe’s Fiery Chicken
Whiskey
Bite of a raw Jalepeno - can confirm, still burns
Didn’t lose my taste thankfully but had a fatigue feeling that was more aggravating and annoying than anything. Went away after a week. No matter how much sleep I got it was still there. So weirdLost my taste and smell today because of covid. What a weird ****ing sensation.. or lack thereof actually. Things I have tried to smell or taste but couldn’t:
Coffee
Velveeta Shells
Dr Pepper 23 flavors - no flavors
Trader Joe’s Fiery Chicken
Whiskey
Bite of a raw Jalepeno - can confirm, still burns
One of ancient Zeno's paradoxes of motion!My middle daughter hit me with this last night. There are an infinite number of numbers between any two whole numbers. If you travel half the distance between two points and then travel half the distance from your new location to the end point and then half the distance from your new location to the end point over and over you would never fully reach your destination.
ChatGPT has taken control of your account.Sock/Shoe Configurations ranked:
1.) Shoes on both feet - you are ready for whatever the world lays at your feet.
a. socks and shoes on both feet
b. shoes with no socks
c. shoes with sock only on dominant foot
d. shoes with sock only on nondominant foot
2.) Barefoot - This is how we were meant to roam the Earth. Also implies that you are somewhere comfortable, somewhere warm. If you're in the elements, most normal socks won't make a difference. Does introduce the John McClane paradox.
3.) 1 Shoe - you still have a fighting chance. A Get-It-Done foot (preferably the dominant one) and a party foot. Does introduce misalignment that will lead to longterm disability.
a. shoe on dominant foot, barefoot nondominant
b. shoe on nondominant foot, barefoot dominant
c. shoe on dominant foot, sock nondominant
d. shoe on nondominant foot, sock dominant
4.) Socks - this implies that you are indoors, probably during the fall/winter, or that you are a ninja. not very many practical reasons or uses to be in 2 socks. Slippery. CAN keep your feet warm, but more months out of the year it's better to be barefoot than in socks. Bonus for being able to conduct electricity, but not enough to overcome being last.
a. sock on nondominant foot, barefoot dominant
b. sock on dominant foot, barefoot nondominant
Cats clean themselves and you can leave them alone for more than 4 hours .Dogs are better pets than cats