I guess it wouldn't be that strange if
@Smyrna ATL Vol has a prison inmate mentality towards punishment. That ump was f'ing the Vols batters all night with a ridiculous strike zone. Smyrna's proposed punishment in this instance somewhat fits the crime by showing the ump that he's a b*tch and he needs to stop f'ing our batters.
It's certainly not the way I would handle the situation but I can see how it would be an effective form of "reciprocal punishment". Prisons in Texas, Alabama, Georgia and (ironically) Louisiana are notorious for this type of abuse not being punished even when it is guard on inmate abuse. Smyrna's name does have ATL in it....
I feel the need to say that I'm totally joking, in no way do I condone sexual assault on anyone (even visually impaired or corrupt umpires) and typing that out kinda made me feel dirty. Hope our boys bounce back on Monday and Happy Fathers Day to all my fellow dads (better know as MF'ers Day in my household).