Recruiting Forum: Football Talk XII

[Catbone]

Who are you referring to?

The person who sent the song in that text.

 

[TriedAndTrueVOL]

Total Frat Move | FSU Student’s Tinder Convo With Jameis Winston Is So Bizarre You Have To See It To Believe I'll just leave this here...

Wtf did I just read?!?!

 

[whitw]

My liver isn't ready.

Lol. Mine started fall camp a couple of weeks ago. Gotta be ready for a tough schedule. :good!:

 

[volssam]

I remember when they used to teach English in school.

For real.

What's worse:
Reading text convos these days, or reading a VQ update?

 

[KnoxVillain]

Total Frat Move | FSU Student’s Tinder Convo With Jameis Winston Is So Bizarre You Have To See It To Believe I'll just leave this here...

Are we sure that's real?

 

[gnm53108]

I remember when they used to teach English in school.

TEACHING MATH IN 1960
A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is 4/5 of the Price. What is his profit?

TEACHING MATH IN 1970
A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is 4/5 of the price, or $80. What is his profit?

TEACHING MATH IN 1980
A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is $80. Did he make a profit?

TEACHING MATH IN 1990
A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is $80 and his profit is $20. Your assignment: Underline the number 20.

TEACHING MATH IN 2000
A logger cuts down a beautiful forest because he is selfish and inconsiderate and cares nothing for the habitat of animals or the preservation of our woodlands. He does this so he can make a profit of $20. What do you think of this way of making a living? Topic for class participation after answering the question: How did the birds and squirrels feel as the logger cut down their homes? (There are no wrong answers.)

TEACHING MATH IN 2007
Un ranchero vende una carretera de madera para $100. El costo de la produccion era $80. Cuantos tortillas se puede comprar?

 

[Bruce Wayne]

Reading up on Trevor knight, they'll play two scrubs before us. I think we force two early turnovers and come out and punch them in the mouth. Idk if we win, but it's gonna be really close. I'm feelin a Sutton pick 6. OU is lacking in proven playmakers at WR and RB.

 

[BaldBiker]

My liver isn't ready.

Ex sailor here.

Mine is good to go.

Retired Marine here. I had mine removed, so I wouldn't have to worry about it. :hi:

 

[Aesius]

TEACHING MATH IN 1960
A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is 4/5 of the Price. What is his profit?

TEACHING MATH IN 1970
A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is 4/5 of the price, or $80. What is his profit?

TEACHING MATH IN 1980
A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is $80. Did he make a profit?

TEACHING MATH IN 1990
A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is $80 and his profit is $20. Your assignment: Underline the number 20.

TEACHING MATH IN 2000
A logger cuts down a beautiful forest because he is selfish and inconsiderate and cares nothing for the habitat of animals or the preservation of our woodlands. He does this so he can make a profit of $20. What do you think of this way of making a living? Topic for class participation after answering the question: How did the birds and squirrels feel as the logger cut down their homes? (There are no wrong answers.)

TEACHING MATH IN 2007
Un ranchero vende una carretera de madera para $100. El costo de la produccion era $80. Cuantos tortillas se puede comprar?

TEACHING MATH IN 2014
There are no math teachers because atheist Muslim communist comrade Obama took their jerbs!

 

[Playdo]

Are we sure that's real?

It's on the internet, isn't it?

 

[gnm53108]

Retired Marine here. I had mine removed, so I wouldn't have to worry about it. :hi:

:lolabove:

 

[Bruce Wayne]

TEACHING MATH IN 2014
There are no math teachers because atheist Muslim communist comrade Obama took their jerbs!

dey took der jerbs!!

 

[BleedorangeinGA]

reading up on trevor knight, they'll play two scrubs before us. I think we force two early turnovers and come out and punch them in the mouth. Idk if we win, but it's gonna be really close. I'm feelin a sutton pick 6. Ou is lacking in proven playmakers at wr and rb.

 

[tomq_123]

TEACHING MATH IN 1960
A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is 4/5 of the Price. What is his profit?

TEACHING MATH IN 1970
A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is 4/5 of the price, or $80. What is his profit?

TEACHING MATH IN 1980
A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is $80. Did he make a profit?

TEACHING MATH IN 1990
A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is $80 and his profit is $20. Your assignment: Underline the number 20.

TEACHING MATH IN 2000
A logger cuts down a beautiful forest because he is selfish and inconsiderate and cares nothing for the habitat of animals or the preservation of our woodlands. He does this so he can make a profit of $20. What do you think of this way of making a living? Topic for class participation after answering the question: How did the birds and squirrels feel as the logger cut down their homes? (There are no wrong answers.)

TEACHING MATH IN 2007
Un ranchero vende una carretera de madera para $100. El costo de la produccion era $80. Cuantos tortillas se puede comprar?

TEACHING MATH IN 2014.
Please pay $75 to take this Pearson Common Core Math Test. (FYI: Pearson makes $5.4 billion in sales and $871 million in profit).

 

[Catbone]

I hate math. All you really need to know in life is the basics. 5x7=37 IMO

 

[volatil]

My girlfriend and I were sitting next to some random guy for that game. After Trey Burton's 80 yard touchdown, he shook my hand and said to enjoy the rest of the game, but that he had seen this before and it didn't end well.

I thought he was crazy, but he turned out to be 100% correct.

That was a long, long drive back to Nashville afterwards.

I tried to tell you.

 

[tomq_123]

My girlfriend and I were sitting next to some random guy for that game. After Trey Burton's 80 yard touchdown, he shook my hand and said to enjoy the rest of the game, but that he had seen this before and it didn't end well.

I thought he was crazy, but he turned out to be 100% correct.

That was a long, long drive back to Nashville afterwards.

I'm so glad Trey Burton has moved on. Of course, Florida always seems to have a guy like him that scorches UT.

 

[volssam]

My girlfriend and I were sitting next to some random guy for that game. After Trey Burton's 80 yard touchdown, he shook my hand and said to enjoy the rest of the game, but that he had seen this before and it didn't end well.

I thought he was crazy, but he turned out to be 100% correct.

That was a long, long drive back to Nashville afterwards.

The coaches were probably just saving the team/playbook for the UGA game....

 

[theutvolunteers]

The coaches were probably just saving the team/playbook for the UGA game....

.

 

[AVolforLifenmeZac]

Charter has made a deal with the SEC Network! So it looks like only Direct TV is left out now. :dance2::baloon:

Charter Communications finalizing deal to carry SEC Network | AL.com

 

[Catbone]

Multiple people online saying Directv will be next in getting the SEC Network.

 

[JRVFL]

Sawyers looks the part already. Break out year candidate for me. Also, nice comment by Tiny.

 

[utvolmaniac]

Ole Pi$$

http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/ncaaf-dr-saturday/bo-pelini-on-damore-ea-stringfellow-spurning-nebraska-for-ole-miss---read-between-the-lines-160221541.html;_ylt=A0SO8wg.WdlTsjIA6a9XNyoA

SIAP

 

[KnoxVillain]

Sawyers looks the part already. Break out year candidate for me. Also, nice comment by Tiny.

Barnett looks like a DE in that pic. Sawyers definitely looks big enough to play.

 

[Specs]

My girlfriend and I were sitting next to some random guy for that game. After Trey Burton's 80 yard touchdown, he shook my hand and said to enjoy the rest of the game, but that he had seen this before and it didn't end well.

I thought he was crazy, but he turned out to be 100% correct.

That was a long, long drive back to Nashville afterwards.

I remember sitting in the stands as the clock ticked down and people continued to file out. I only get the opportunity to go to one game a year, I usually pick a big opponent, and it usually ends with us losing. However, game day was in town and I was jacked up about seeing us finally getting a W over Florida and how I was going to drink the town dry in the aftermath.

I remember kind of soaking the atmosphere in - the sky, the stadium, the beauty of it all, combined with the crushing disappointment of how that game went.

I also remember saying to my wife, "Im done. I cant be this emotionally invested in something when it causes much more pain than joy."

Of course that didnt last very long, but thank you Dooley. Thank you for making me wish, for a brief time, that I was not a football fan, you clown.