Recruiting Forum Off Topic Thread III

[Glitch]

Lots of mumble rapping.

Used to be called scatting back in the golden years.

 

[butchna]

Speaking of TikTok, there is a dog on social media named Tatum. His dad does his voice and I absolutely love that dog. His videos are very funny.

Speaking of short attention spans, it wrings my drawers when the original subject of prayers suck from the nice hippie turns into dog videos!

 

[KokoBVol]

Used to be called scatting back in the golden years.

That’s something totally different now.

 

[butchna]

That’s something totally different now.

You don’t have to go to those shady looking roadside video stores anymore.

 

[drvenner]

I will say that if anyone takes the time to express sympathy or wish me well, I don't care how clichéd or contrived it sounds, I appreciate it.

 

[bignewt]

I guess. Is that a local reference? Doesn’t mean I can’t lord over others with my own tics and pet peeves...you understand.

Hi kettle!

 

[bignewt]

@bignewt is much older than me. He's the poster child for "Get off my lawn!"

So I'm pre-big bang?

 

[butchna]

Hi kettle!

So cliche.

 

[bignewt]

Must suck dealing with mere humans and their insufferable chants.

Get back to your talking down to Lebron fans or quite literally just about everyone on here, sport.

 

[bignewt]

So cliche.

Trying to keep your reading comprehension at 100%. You seem to enjoy those pesky socially accepted truisms.

 

[butchna]

Get back to your talking down to Lebron fans or quite literally just about everyone on here, sport.

You mean disagreeing with others on a board...SPORT? Don’t remember telling any Lebron fans that they shouldn’t be such, or how tired and cliche their fandom is or how them saying they’re Lebron fans is a play for CLOUT. But I haven’t heavily searched my own posts...because that’s weird!

 

[butchna]

Trying to keep your reading comprehension at 100%. You seem to enjoy those pesky socially accepted truisms.

Ahhh contrived percentages! So non-cliche.

 

[MoCo_Vol]

Speaking of TikTok, there is a dog on social media named Tatum. His dad does his voice and I absolutely love that dog. His videos are very funny.

Agreed! Best part is he does the voice of Tatum as he films and cracks his wife up constantly.

 

[Devo182]

Looking forward to the day when something replaces the generic give up that is #thoughtsandprayers.

Makes me think of the bit by Anthony Jeselnik about people that run to social media after a tragedy and make it about themselves. Forget exactly how it went, but for once he wasn't making a shticky joke and just making a point.

 

[Devo182]

Crap, got moved to OT III. It's like being seated in the ugly section of a restaurant.

 

[Big Gucci Sosa]

Crap, got moved to OT III. It's like being seated in the ugly section of a restaurant.

Yeah. There’s something about this place

 

[Glitch]

Speaking of short attention spans, it wrings my drawers when the original subject of prayers suck from the nice hippie turns into dog videos!

 

[Glitch]

Agreed! Best part is he does the voice of Tatum as he films and cracks his wife up constantly.

Have you seen the one where he finally gets his own little fridge to put Tatum's food in?

 

[chargervol]

Yep. Matthew 6:5-8

And when you pray, do not keep on babbling like pagans, for they think they will be heard because of their many words. Do not be like them, for your Father knows what you need before you ask him."

Never did have much luck dealing with folks that subscribed to this.

When I was around 10, we had one preacher that earned the running joke "payed by the word". Everyone would mistakenly prepare their "A-mens" and awkward shifting, then resettling was heard multiple times before the actual conclusion

 

[bignewt]

Makes me think of the bit by Anthony Jeselnik about people that run to social media after a tragedy and make it about themselves. Forget exactly how it went, but for once he wasn't making a shticky joke and just making a point.

from his special Thoughts and Prayers

 

[drvenner]

Crap, got moved to OT III. It's like being seated in the ugly section of a restaurant.

How can anything in the football talk thread be off topic? We must really suck.

 

[MoCo_Vol]

Have you seen the one where he finally gets his own little fridge to put Tatum's food in?

Yeah lol

my favorite is when Tatum breaks wind in the car and is apologizing to mom about it.

 

[Glitch]

Never did have much luck dealing with folks that subscribed to this.

When I was around 10, we had one preacher that earned the running joke "payed by the word". Everyone would mistakenly prepare their "A-mens" and awkward shifting, then resettling was heard multiple times before the actual conclusion

My wife and I went to one church for a while and one of the pastors was so long winded in his prayers we turned it into a verb and named the act of long winded praying after him. Still refer to it as thus to this day.

 

[Glitch]

Yeah lol

my favorite is when Tatum breaks wind in the car and is apologizing to mom about it.

Oh crap that one is funny. Especially cause he does it twice! Lol

#sugarnuggets

 

[InVOLuntary]

Vols lose bigly tonight. So bigly shutting down the program will be on the table. So bigly Holly may take the program over.