Recruiting forum off topic thread (no politics, covid, or hot button issues)

[bignewt]

My former bandmate’s last name is Boldt. His first born’s middle name is Thunder.

I bet he can really Hum

 

[Orange_Crush]

My former bandmate’s last name is Boldt. His first born’s middle name is Thunder.

<Claps>

 

[Wickman]

⏲

 

[peaygolf]

Yes, he's a Herring.

Anywho,

Someone threw a bottle of Omega Three at me today.

Fortunately my injuries were super fish oil.

Two Herring are swimming. One hits a wall and screams “Dam”

 

[StoVol]

Two Herring are swimming. One hits a wall and screams “Dam”

And he says to the other one, you trawlin me?

 

[Joe Dirt]

Parents missed a great chance by not naming one of them Red.

 

[Franklin_Vol09]

Guy I used to work with had last name of Case. He has two sons. I asked why he didn't name them "Justin" and "Worst".

Had an old friend who had the last name walker. Almost convinced him to name his son Luke Sky Walker.

 

[peaygolf]

Had an old friend who had the last name walker. Almost convinced him to name his son Luke Sky Walker.

I do have a friend who named his kid Sky...............last name King!

 

[Orange_Crush]

Had an old friend who had the last name walker. Almost convinced him to name his son Luke Sky Walker.

Strong.

 

[vol4him]

Strong.

Had a friend with last name Ward; almost convinced him to name his son Heisman Anthony, (Heisman A.Ward)

 

[onevol74]

I do have a friend who named his kid Sky...............last name King!

Did he have a daughter named Penny?

 

[Volfansince1980]

betcha i know hwere you can find out?
‘23 - IL WR Carnell Tate

Kinda like coming here to get an update on Caleb Herring only to see several pages of corny fish jokes

 

[jakez4ut]

Kinda like coming here to get an update on Caleb Herring only to see several pages of corny fish jokes

 

[VOLSONLY]

Kinda like coming here to get an update on Caleb Herring only to see several pages of corny fish jokes

No need to be a cod about it smh

 

[peaygolf]

Kinda like coming here to get an update on Caleb Herring only to see several pages of corny fish jokes

I went to a potluck the other night and brought some salami to share.

My friends looked at me confused and said "We told you to bring sashimi, not salami".

I apologized and explained that my herring was bad.

 

[GiggerVol]

I went to a potluck the other night and brought some salami to share.

My friends looked at me confused and said "We told you to bring sashimi, not salami".

I apologized and explained that my herring was bad.

Probably a result of your bluegills

 

[Jackcrevol]

Kinda like coming here to get an update on Caleb Herring only to see several pages of corny fish jokes

Have you thought of a fish pun yet, or do you need some time to mullet over?

 

[InVOLuntary]

I have a blanket statement.....

 

[Jackcrevol]

I have a blanket statement.....

 

[scienceteaching_vol]

Had an old friend who had the last name walker. Almost convinced him to name his son Luke Sky Walker.

True story. My first year teaching I had a student who's name was Luke Sky Walker. This was in fifth. When he was in kindergarten he got into trouble with the guidance counselor. She asked him, "What is your name?" He replied, "Luke Sky Walker."

She put him in the corner, "You can sit here until you decide to tell me your real name."


Ha. Poor kid was always doing something to get himself into trouble.

A few years ago he got arrested. And Mark Hamil tweeted about it.

 

[DarthVol1]

True story. My first year teaching I had a student who's name was Luke Sky Walker. This was in fifth. When he was in kindergarten he got into trouble with the guidance counselor. She asked him, "What is your name?" He replied, "Luke Sky Walker."

She put him in the corner, "You can sit here until you decide to tell me your real name."


Ha. Poor kid was always doing something to get himself into trouble.

A few years ago he got arrested. And Mark Hamil tweeted about it.

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Well, at the time, it sounded like a good idea.

 

[Devo182]

Had an old friend who had the last name walker. Almost convinced him to name his son Luke Sky Walker.

Used to work at a bank and we had a customer whose legal name was Anakin Skywalker.

 

[utvolmaniac]

Have you thought of a fish pun yet, or do you need some time to mullet over?

All these fish jokes are a bunch of crappie.

 

[HankHill]

This.... Designing Women couldn't hold The Golden Girls' jock strap. @HankHill level hot take, IMO.

Relax, Glitch

 

[Jackcrevol]

sayeth the red haired person on social media.