Redskins to announce name change

#52
#52
The DC Red Tapers, only spell it “Tapir” like the weird little animal.

The DC Red Tapirs.
That does have a certain cachet to it. But Yellow Tapirs might work as well, what with the trends in policing (or more accurately the trends AWAY from it) they’ll be needing a lot more yellow tape in DC too.
 
#55
#55
Not so fast. Eventually they’re going to cancel “Washington” so why not go full retard and do it now so we don’t have to hear about it later?
They should get ahead of this and just call themselves The Beltway Bozos......or B!+&#$
 
#59
#59
Not that surprising.

The Washington Bullets were renamed because it connoted violence.

I wonder how long before they must renamed again? They are now named after the leaders of the Klan.
I thought the Bullets had the best name in the league..... and the red, white and blue unis were awesome too.
Maybe they’ll take a soccer slant to their name and be called the Washington Welfare
 
#63
#63
Since the franchise has become a joke they should go with a pun.

Washington Carvers
Washington Monuments
Washington White Knuckles (named for the now-infamous sexual act)
 
#73
#73
I like the Washington Tanks, I suppose; there are plenty of think tanks in D.C. so you get a little bit of fun (yet not inappropriate) double entendre and I feel this at least helps to appease/smooth things over with fans who feel jilted that their team has fallen victim to a culture war (most of whom would take much less issue with a nickname/mascot relating to the military than any other name you could possibly dream up).
 
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#74
#74
I like the Washington Tanks, I suppose; there are plenty of think tanks in D.C. so you get a little bit of fun (yet not inappropriate) double entendre and I feel this at least helps to appease/smooth things over with fans who feel jilted that their team has fallen victim to a culture war (most of whom would take much less issue with a nickname/mascot relating to the military than any other name you could possibly dream up).

This guy should be the new mascot

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#75
#75
Washington Racebaiters.
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