Rocky Top To Woo Or Not

To Woo Or Not To Woo


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Yes 100! Don't call it a comeback...we been here for years :)
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I've done more research. The person that put the Woo in Rocky Top also invented...autotune pop songs, hemhorroids, wine coolers, vape pens worn around the neck and Gatlinburg.
 
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I've done more research. The person that put the Woo in Rocky Top also invented...autotune pop songs, hemhorroids, wine coolers, vape pens worn around the neck and Gatlinburg.

I'm fairly sure that SOB is behind webpage slideshows too
 
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The "woo" is lame and sucks. The problem is we, as a fan base, have let it stick around so long that many younger fans see it as tradition or just part of the song.

We should have snuffed the "woo" out like we did the similarly lame "Smokey's on the prowl ... Grrrr" and how we're hopefully about to be rid of "Third down for what?" (Which was ok the first season, but got old real quick).
 
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Ooop, guess we can't yell "defense" on beat during "Kashmir" for 3rd downs this year. It wasn't in the song when it was written.
 
The ridiculous sounding and effiminate woo needs to go..the band started doing it in mid 90's and sadly it metastisized, somehow convincing the host that this cancer was a GOOD thing. There is no "woo" in rocky top.
 
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The ridiculous sounding and effiminate woo needs to go..the band started doing it in mid 90's and sadly it metastisized, somehow convincing the host that this cancer was a GOOD thing. There is no "woo" in rocky top.

Well, no "Go Vols!" in Immigrant Song, so I guess we can't do that, either.
 
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Once I had a girl on Rocky Top
Half bear, other half cat
Wild as a mink, but sweet as soda pop
I still dream about that

You would have to be a damn fool not to woo a girl like that
 
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From what I’ve seen it’s mostly the ladies in the crowd that woo, or at least they do it the loudest. Guys have this thing about doing things that might make them look less than invincible sometimes it’s in our dna. Heck, I say if our enemies hate it....bore it in deep wide and hard. When they criticize it give em another big helping harder and faster.
 
I always envision the Woo being the brainchild of the creator of other annoying things such as the wave, Justin Bieber, Sharknado, silly string, Pokemon Go and small legos that you step on in the middle of the night.

I've done more research. The person that put the Woo in Rocky Top also invented...autotune pop songs, hemhorroids, wine coolers, vape pens worn around the neck and Gatlinburg.

Along with YouTube ads, email chain letters, Windows 10 and Ruby Falls.

Just to reiterate....
 
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