Rod Wilks?

[SkinsVol]

Rod Wilks ran a non-wind aided 4.3 40... on his hands

Keyser Soze once met Rod Wilks... my guess is you'll never hear from him again.

 

[tha truth]

Rod Wilks keeps a pillow under his gun.

this one is the best hands down

 

[Squoshua17]

Rod Wilks isn't allowed in casinos, cuz the odds are always in favor of Rod Wilks.

 

[JayVols]

There are no such things as Darwin's theory of evolution or natural selection. There are only species that Rod Wilks has allowed to live.

 

[Orange Mafia'09]

Rod Wilks single handily built the great wall of China,the Great Sphinx and Stone Hinge before lunch oneday because he could.....

 

[orangedonkeypunch]

Rod Wilks graduated 1st in Tim Tebow's home school class.

 

[Regulator]

Rod Wilks graduated 1st in Tim Tebow's home school class.

Nah, man. Rod was the teacher.

 

[KiffinKiller]

I refuse to compare Wilks to !*#$&*% Tebow. He is the bane of my existence - while Wilks is my savior. New religion anyone?

 

[JayVols]

Rod Wilks CAN touch MC Hammer.

 

[Orange Mafia'09]

Rod Wilks is...Lukes Father!!!!!

 

[BigVOLFAN1]

Rod Wilks Man Hood is as long as this Thread. If you were to print it out and lay it all in a straight line.

 

[emainvol]

Rod Wilks went to the Virgin Islands, now their just called The Islands.

Well played

Or was that a recycled Chuck Norris joke? I can never tell.

 

[Orange Mafia'09]

Rod Wilks is everybody's Daddy.............just go and ask your Momma!!!!

 

[LazhilUT]

From a guy at work:
The reason Rod Wilks has no poster on Wheaties is because he dont like breakfast
Kiffin left because the booths put too much pressure on him for not playing Rob Wilks in all 22 positions
Rod was able to fill all 22 positions with Layla

 

[LazhilUT]

TVA gives power to Knoxville....Rob Wilks gives Power to TVA

 

[Squoshua17]

When a person goes to the top of Lookout Mountain, they can see 7 states. When Rod Wilks goes, he can see all 50.

 

[PoochPunt3rdDown]

Rod Wilks has his own facebook fan page, but only 82 fans. We really need to change this...

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[FlVolunteer]

Rod Wilkes tried out to be the punter for the Vols. His first punt knocked a weather satellite out of the sky! His second punt is still in orbit! Nasa called and said..."Stop it right now." When they found out it was Rod Wilkes they called back and said..."Please"

 

[DD4ME]

Rod Wilkes ran a punt back for a TD by stiff arming 5 people with each hand, and knocking the kicker down with his d!#k....the kicker gave birth 9 months later

 

[Captain Awesome]

4 out of 5 doctors fail to recommend Rod Wilks as a solution to most problems. Also, 80% of doctors die unexplained, needlessly brutal deaths.

 

[jspvol76]

Rod Wilks has his own facebook fan page, but only 82 fans. We really need to change this...

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That is because it stops counting at 1 billion and then starts over.

 

[LazhilUT]

The IRS found out that Rod Wilks owed them money...they sent him a check...twice!

 

[VOLUNTEER4LIFE]

these jokes are funny as hell but i did witness the guy in high school and i know his talents i mean he was a very good football player and i hope he proves all the haters wrong

 

[DD4ME]

these jokes are funny as hell but i did witness the guy in high school and i know his talents i mean he was a very good football player and i hope he proves all the haters wrong

Just thinking about hating on Rod Wilks is a death sentence

 

[Rasputin_Vol]

Capital One knows you don't ask Rod Wilks what's in his wallet.