Rod Wilks?

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George Lucas is remaking all of the Star Wars Films, the Force will now be called the Rod Wilks.
 
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Rod Wilks is the only man in history to scale Mt. Everest by jumping.....in one hop
 
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Rod Wilks uses the four horsemen of the apocolypse to tow his tackling dummy to practice
 
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Rod Wilkes jump ropes his junk for off season training....But he has to fold it in half first
 
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Rod Wilks can divide by zero

The Sherman tamk was oringinally called "The Wilks Tank" until Rod decided the tank wasn't tough enough to deserve his name.

Rod Wilks does not sleep.....he waits.
 
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NEWSFLASH January 10, 2012- Rod Wilkes in his Black Volunteer Jersey beat the usc trojans for the BCS Championship Game. At the end of the game usc had no players left. They were all either hurt or dead! Wilkes then went to the usc sidelines and drowned x and o in a bucket of orange Gatorade!
 
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Rod Wilk's chief export is pain.

If you Google "Rod wilks getting beat deep" you will have zero hits.....it just doesn't happen.

Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet as Rod Wilks.

When Rod Wilk's film was released in France, the French immediately called him up and surrendered.....just in case.

and now I'm done lol
 
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Rod Wilks tried baseball once. In his 1st at bat, he hit for the cycle. In his second at bat, he hit a bases empty grand slam!
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The Army cloned Rod Wilks,they came out with the Stealth Bomber....Be Afraid, be very afraid you never know when Rod may be standing around or flying bye!!!!
 
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Rod Wilks destroyed the periodic table, because Rod Wilks only believes in the element of surprise.
 
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The Pope told Rod Wilks that he was allowed to have a mistress.

The sight of Rod Wilks naked body drove Brian Wilson insane

Rod Wilks' poop is used as currency in Argentina

I once saw Rod Wilks scissor kick Angela Landsbury!
 
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The square root of Rod Wilks is pain..... Don't try to square Rod Wilks or you won't live to regret it.
 
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Back in the summer of 2002, my car broke down in the middle of eastern Colorado. It was 3 am, and I was 90 miles from the nearest exit ramp. Just when I was about to have a nervous breakdown and jump in front of an 18 wheeler, Rod Wilks approached from the horizon riding a pronghorn antelope. He fixed my car and gave me money. But before he left, he killed the antelope, made a couple burgers, and grilled them on my engine. The burgers were so good that by the time I got to Denver, I had learned 9 new languages and could recite the United States tax code in reverse.
 
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