Rod Wilks?

#176
#176
After all the footballs were deflated from being in his presence, then high-schooler Rod Wilks used an infant from the stands to kick a 98 yard game winning field goal, then proceeded to bang every female in attendance.
 
#177
#177
Rod Wilks once showed me a video of him making love to my wife, and it was the most beautiful thing I ever saw!
 
#178
#178
Futuristic civilizations grow from Rod Wilks' used tissues. Lets just hope that they never learn how to make a Rod Wilks.
 
#179
#179
rocketvol said:
Rod Wilks once beat Usain Bolt in the 100M dash by 4 seconds, then jumped in the pool and beat Michael Phelps in the 50M Freestyle by 5 seconds. He then beat Lebron James 21-0 in a game of one on one. All in the same day!!
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Lmao....but you failed to mention he made love to an entire Swedish volleyball team when he got home.....twice
 
#180
#180
Rod Wilks handed down the maxims to General Neyland on a stone tablet...after he invented the oskie
 
#181
#181
In high school, Rod Wilks was put in as punter during a game. but when his first kick did eleven million dollars damage to the hubble telescope, they moved him to receiver. Instead of paying for the damages, Rod Wilks called a timeout and did the repairs himself.
 
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#183
Squoshua17 said:
In high school, Rod Wilks was put in as punter during a game. but when his first kick did eleven million dollars damage to the hubble telescope, they moved him to receiver. Instead of paying for the damages, Rod Wilks called a timeout and did the repairs himself.
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Lmfao
 
#185
#185
Did I ever tell you about the time Rod Wilks was a contestant on the Wheel of Fortune? It was his turn so he spun the wheel. Of course, Wilks being Wilks, he spun it so hard that it came of its moorings, decapitated Pat Sajak and slammed through the wall into the set of the Price is Right. Wilks walked through the hole in the wall and Bob Barker proceeded to lecture him on spaying and neutering his pets. Well, Wilks had enough of that and picked up Bob Barker and compressed him between his palms until he was small enough to fit on the Plinko board. And I'll be damned if he didn't win $10000 and a new Cadillac!"
 
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#187
KiffinKiller said:
Did I ever tell you about the time Rod Wilks was a contestant on the Wheel of Fortune? It was his turn so he spun the wheel. Of course, Wilks being Wilks, he spun it so hard that it came of its moorings, decapitated Pat Sajak and slammed through the wall into the set of the Price is Right. Wilks walked through the hole in the wall and Bob Barker proceeded to lecture him on spaying and neutering his pets. Well, Wilks had enough of that and picked up Bob Barker and compressed him between his palms until he was small enough to fit on the Plinko board. And I'll be damned if he didn't win $10000 and a new Cadillac!"
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:lame:
KiffinKiller, are you Andy Bernard?
 
#188
#188
I had to look up who that was - don't watch the office...sorry. Anyway, I thought those were pretty funny - theyre old ones from the Four Drunk Salesmen SNL skits.
 
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#194
consider wisely what you say . . . ROD IS WATCHING!

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#196
#196
When Rod Wilks does a push up, he doesn't push himself up. He pushes the whole world down.
 
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