Rod Wilks?

[TNsnyper20]

Greatest thread ever......

 

[spazzyvol]

rod wilks abducts aliens

 

['Boro-vol]

Lol! I was just wondering because I see sarcastic references to him on here all the time, and in some cases, his dad.

Dad? Rod Wilks was created from his own rib.

 

[Regulator]

rod wilks abducts aliens

You are only partially correct. Rod Wilks was requested to board a spaceship by aliens, as they wished to study the pinnacle of human development. After being studied, and subsequently corn-holed, Rod became rather irate and did abduct the alien queen. Fortunately it was all a big misunderstanding, and peace has returned to the universe. It seems the aliens had first abucted Lane Kiffin, who was the "self reported" pinnacle of human development. After he corn-holed the alien king, they were sure it was only human nature.

 

[Gator H8R]

Rod Wilks's tears are the cure for cancer, but he never cries!!!!

 

[byobbio]

In all seriousness, will se see him on the field this year?
I don't recall him playing last year.

Nobody sees Rod Wilks on the field. You just believe.

 

[Volfan94]

nobody sees rod wilks on the field. You just believe.

lmao!!!!

 

[TNsnyper20]

Nobody sees Rod Wilks on the field. You just believe.

You can't see he who wished not to be seen. :ninja:

 

[Coastypop]

Nobody sees Rod Wilks on the field. You just believe.

Rod "BIG FOOT" Wilks ..... makes appearance ONLY when he wants to be seen

 

[swordfish_vol]

Rod Wilks can play Rocky Top in 3-part harmony by using only a single trumpet.

 

[lylsmorr]

Rod Wilks is what happened to Jimmy Hoffa.

 

[VOL RN]

didn't even read the thread...but I'll answer with a no

 

[orangedonkeypunch]

Rod Wilks gets 82mpg.

 

[jspvol76]

"Veni, Vidi, Vici".....by Rod Wilks

 

[KLayneUT8]

haha yesss I love these...

 

[Volgrad98]

To the title of this thread....Rod Wilks is never to be questioned.

 

[FlVolDoc]

Rod Wilks - New DC

 

[volmancagle17]

Rod Wilks - New DC

Rod wilks doesn't believe in germany...

 

[VolsNUT]

The Boogie-man checks his closet for Rod Wilks before he can sleep.

 

[LLcoolDave]

Rod Wilks was born in a log cabin that he built with his own hands

 

[Orange Mafia'09]

Rod Wilks for Defensive Coordinator.

:rock::rock:...DING DING DING!!!!WE HAVE A WINNER!!!

 

[5KEEPERS]

:rock::rock:...DING DING DING!!!!WE HAVE A WINNER!!!

therefore there is no need for an oc!

 

[Orange Mafia'09]

Rod Wilks is Super Human...when he breathes he rotates the Earth!!!!

 

[BigVOLFAN1]

Rod Wilks is Bo Jackson, Hershal Walker, Tim Tebow, Peyton Manning,superman with a dab of wonder woman tied in to one!

 

[Volfan4ever522]

I hear Rod Wilk can walk across the room and flip the light switch off and be back in his seat before its dark. If you dont know... you better ask somebody!
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