Rod Wilks?

[bignewt]

Rod WIlks is not afraid of the dark, the dark is afraid of Rod Wilks.

Thor's hammer is on loan...from Rod Wilks.

Vince Lombardi's original quote was "Winning isn't everything, Rod Wilks is."

 

[MoreBlackJerseys]

Rod Wilks' niece lost her virginity. He got it back for her.
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[sofflavol]

rod wilks can pop a wheelie on a unicycle

 

[grimvol]

:lolabove:

 

[VOLtownUSA]

He once shot a plane down by pointing at it and yelling BANG!!

 

[joey-nac]

"The good Rod Wilks giveth and the good Rod Wilks taketh away"

 

[volmancagle17]

Rod wilks lost his virginity before his dad.

 

[Volfan94]

Rod Wilks can run through a rain storm and not get wet by dodging every drop.

 

[OrangeCrushDfence]

Tim Tebow wears Rod Wilks pajamas!

 

[MOOOOONEY]

Beano Cook said " Rod Wilks will win the Heisman Trophy four times"

 

[Daredevol]

Rod is on the USC campus. He has a gun.

 

[McVolfan]

Rod Wilks doesn't need a gun only a stare.

 

[orangeblood]

I saw a tree near the Cumberland gap that was carved, it said "Rod Wilks killd a bar"

 

[DeusExMachina]

You guys suck. Do you know how bad it hurts to snort Coke Zero out your nose?? Especially at the Bigfoot one.


Got one of my own.......The real reason our ex-coach quit was because Rod Wilks told him that if he didn't get more playing time, there would be consequences.

 

[OrangeCrushDfence]

In ROD We Trust

 

[orangeblood]

Rod Wilks gave Al Gore the blueprint for the internet

 

[born-n-raisedvol]

Rod Wilks gave Al Gore the blueprint for the internet

Rod Wilks doesn't need blueprints. He thinks it, therefore it is.

 

[MoreBlackJerseys]

President Kennedy actually said, "Ask not what your country can do for you, just ask Rod Wilks."
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[OrangeCrushDfence]

Four score and seven years ago our fathers brought forth on this continent, a new nation, conceived in Liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all men; except Rod Wilks, were created equal.

 

[ttocswob]

Question mark - why?

Rod Wilks needs no punctuation - Rod Wilks is punctuation

period

 

[Big Orange Bo]

If Rod Wilks were a frog he would not bump his @$$ when he hopped. In fact, Rod Wilks can FLY!!!!!

 

[CKWHITE]

Here is the guy that made the Wiki page

VolNation - View Profile: nickknx865

Too bad it was deleted.

 

[VolinTexas76]

You guys suck. Do you know how bad it hurts to snort Coke Zero out your nose?? Especially at the Bigfoot one.


Got one of my own.......The real reason our ex-coach quit was because Rod Wilks told him that if he didn't get more playing time, there would be consequences.

I wanted my first post on VN to count.....and of course the Rod Wilks thread seemed as good a place as any to start!

:tease2:

 

[Carl Pickens]

Ron Jeremy watches Rod Wilkes movies....

 

[LLcoolDave]

Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Rod Wilks has 72... and they're all poisonous.