Rod Wilks?

#77
#77
you got to love the Rod Wilks threads. Least there is something to change the pace of all the X threads.

Rod Wilks doesn't need oxygen to survive...He allows oxygen for the rest of our survival.
 
#78
#78
The most interesting guy in the world, also drinks Dos Equis...... He sends letters without postage and they still get there, Alien abductors have asked him to probe them, Peyton Manning calls him daily for advice...
 
#79
#79
Contrary to popular belief, the Titanic didn't hit an iceberg. It ran into Rod Wilks while swimming laps in the Atlantic.
 
#81
#81
Rod Wilks grinds his coffee with his own teeth and boils the water with his own rage
 
#83
#83
i seen rod in HS his school was my schools top rival and he was the only player i have seen with 4 people on him and still come down with the ball for a TD
 
#84
#84
when Rod Wilks is around, the weather forecast always includes 75% chance for pain
 
#85
#85
Rod Wilks is 1/8th Cherokee. This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate a fricken Indian.
 
#91
#91
Crop circles are Rod Wilks' way of telling the world that sometimes corn just needs to lay the F*** down.

Every year on his birthday, Rod Wilks chooses one lucky kid to be thrown into the sun.
 
#93
#93
Rod Wilks is Luke's real father.

Rod Wilks knows where Carmen Sandiego is.

Rod Wilks is what Willis was talkin' bout.
 
#94
#94
Rod is the reason baby Knox has a constant tan. Oh yeah, I went there.
 
#97
#97
The Grand Canyon was created when Rod Wilks made a divot at a driving range in Arizona. When the ball landed Lake Tahoe was formed.
 

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