I teach Spelling, Language Arts (grammar/writing) Reading, Math, Social Studies and Science for a self-contained 3rd grade class. Here is my favorite funny story...
One day during my second year of teaching, I was instructing the class in science about the differences in mammals and other animals. To bring closure to the lesson I was calling out animals at random and the students would respond with "mammal" or "amphibian" or "reptile" etc. One of my little girls was noticeably off-task, so to get her back into the lesson I said "Janet, what's a chicken?" She looked me right in the eye and said "Delicious!"