1. I think Bama's helmets are stupid and bland.
2. I hate Florida's helmets, no one writes in cursive anymore d!ckheads.
3. I hate Texas A&M helmets, they tried to make their logo 3D in a 1D era.
4. I hate arkansas' helmets because it is hairy baccon.
5. I hate ole piss' helmet, again they outlawed cursive.
6. I hate MSU's helmets, MMMMMMMSTAte is dumb.
7. I hate Vandy's V or star helmets, it reminds me of a crappier Farragut.
8. I hate kentucky's helmets, everytime I see it I think of the United Kingdom.
9. I hate UGA's helmets, they make me think of a handicap sign.
10. I hate LSU's helmet, yellow and purple is gaudy, and the tiger looks like it was drawn by hellen keller.
11. I hate mizzou's helmet, I don't even know what it is anymore, and not knowing pisses me off.
12. I hate south carolina's helmet, it's just a stupid rooster with a C ring. Doesn't make sense, are the Cocke carolina.
13. I hate the SEC has so many schools cuz I had to go look up and figure out who I was forgetting.
14. I hate Auburn's helmet, it's just ghey, nothing to see there but ghey.
UT's helmet is pretty coo though