Shopping for women - A Grand Rant

[TXA&M07]

Pandora bracelet bailed me out for a full year. That was an easy fix but it only lasted a year.

The metal cross craze was sweet while it lasted but she ran out of wall space and told me to stop.

Candles are good for the stocking stuffer but that gets old too.

I try to find 2 items she really likes from a dept store. Then I create something she has pinned on Pintrest that is a DIY project. Have the kids pick out a Starbucks Togo cup and throw in a gift card to fill it for a month.

After that, I'm like you OP. I get confused.

Good luck bro

 

[Dave1967]

Shopping for women..............................wow interesting!

 

[Vol8188]

I'm just doing a spa package for my wife that included a massage.

 

[hog88]

For $120 an hour I would rather get a hooker and clean my own kitchen. That's just me.

$120 and hour would be a pretty cheap hooker wouldn't it?

 

[Gramps]

$120 and hour would be a pretty cheap hooker wouldn't it?

In my neck of the woods you can get a nice big plump gal for $20.00, treat her right, she'll stay the night.

 

[hog88]

In my neck of the woods you can get a nice big plump gal for $20.00, treat her right, she'll stay the night.

Teeth in or out?

 

[BearCat204]

Teeth in or out?

Out preferably, I don't want to wreck her

 

[Grand Vol]

Stole your idea, hope the misses likes it.

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We'll be sure your obituary lets folks know what a great idea this is.

 

[gcbvol]

I think I'd go shoes before clothing. Easier to size.

 

[BearCat204]

I think I'd go shoes before clothing. Easier to size.

I don't know..... I spent 5 hours the other day just trying to find riding boots.

 

[gcbvol]

I don't know..... I spent 5 hours the other day just trying to find riding boots.

Well no wonder; you've brought calves into play!

 

[Grand Vol]

I'm going to assume fashion is little problem for you?

 

[Biopsyman]

Never buy clothes...

Easy life

 

[gcbvol]

I'm going to assume fashion is little problem for you?

LOL. I manage.

 

[rs16]

Wife has a favorite jewelry store with a favorite saleslady. It's always easy, though expensive.

 

[Coug]

I got my wife a Garmin vivofit.

Most women I know would assume I'm calling them fat by getting them one of these.

 

[Weezer]

So not a thread about mail order brides? Damn. I'm a tad disappointed.

 

[wildnkrazykat]

Plan a vacation without kids. Go ahead and make reservations at her favorite restaurant one night and spa day for her one day (golf/fishing/drinking day for you).

 

[The Ron Mexico]

You guys put way too much thought into this.

 

[YankeeVol]

Most women I know would assume I'm calling them fat by getting them one of these.

I'm safe. She likes to work out.

 

[joevol33]

You guys put way too much thought into this.

But its the thought that counts! Right?

 

[hog88]

We'll be sure your obituary lets folks know what a great idea this is.

Obituary? Hell you'd never find my body.

 

[BearCat204]

You guys put way too much thought into this.

So just put a bow on my penis and call it a day?

 

[YankeeVol]

So just put a bow on my penis and call it a day?

They make bows that small?

 

[BearCat204]

They make bows that small?

Well played sir