Shopping for women - A Grand Rant

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thought this might fit this thread

The 2014 Hater's Guide To The Williams-Sonoma Catalog

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Copy: "This year, we've partnered with some of our favorite bloggers, bakers, and chefs to create a collection of recipes sure to win at any holiday cookie swap."

Drew Says: Gotta win that holiday cookie swap. I'll be damned if Muffy Carrington wins again with those f#cking pecan bars she makes every year. IT'S NOT EVEN A COOKIE. That ***** is gonna burn, thanks to the $16 I spent on this gluten-free sugar cookie mix. It's like a regular sugar cookie, but for p#ssies! I'm gonna bake these things up, present them on a tasteful, silver-lined plate, and take that ***** to school.

Seriously though, who spends $16 on sugar cookie mix? How hard is it to make your own sugar cookies? I bet this mix is just a box of sugar. "Just mix with eggs, flour, and salt!"
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hog88 said:
"ALL" expenses paid?

Dam fine woman you have there. :)
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The place is called The Bunny Ranch. The owner was giving away a "trip". All you had to cover was your drinks. You got a 200$ credit at the bar to start with. And ofcourse your choice of the ladies.
She entered me in it herself. Figured it as a once in a lifetime opportunity.
 
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Obsessed said:
The place is called The Bunny Ranch. The owner was giving away a "trip". All you had to cover was your drinks. You got a 200$ credit at the bar to start with. And ofcourse your choice of the ladies.
She entered me in it herself. Figured it as a once in a lifetime opportunity.
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Would she have really let you go if you had won?
 
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Gramps said:
In my neck of the woods you can get a nice big plump gal for $20.00, treat her right, she'll stay the night.
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Am I the only one who finds it odd that Gramps knows this? It's always the religious ones I tell you. Jimmy Swaggart syndrome.
 
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Weezer said:
Am I the only one who finds it odd that Gramps knows this? It's always the religious ones I tell you. Jimmy Swaggart syndrome.
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How do you think he met Granny? :)


















sorry gramps door was open had to take the shot.
 
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A morning sex romp (since this is a post to Obsessed) > 5 minutes and breakfast and bed then #2 sex romp > 1 minute. If unattainable seek ED meds ASAP! Yore Welcome! Lulz
 
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TEX_VOLFAN said:
A morning sex romp (since this is a post to Obsessed) > 5 minutes and breakfast and bed then #2 sex romp > 1 minute. If unattainable seek ED meds ASAP! Yore Welcome! Lulz
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I'm 40 now. But had I won the "trip" I was making a trip to my dr. I was going to get all I could get out of my "prize"...
 
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