Yet after he gets his dyed hair out of bobby pins and rollers, squeezes into whatever girdle they've laid out for him that day, puts the lifts in his shoes so he tilts forward like a T-Rex with bad hips, gets his cosmetologist to paint the orange tanner on all his exposed areas, tugs his extra long red silk tie (made in China) too tight around his obese neck folds in a fit mimicry of the scene where Leia chokes out Jaba the Hut, drapes himself in a tent of a suit more commodious than a Harvey Weinstein hotel shower robe, takes up his iPhone (also made in China) and starts into a vigorous workout of watching Fox and Friends and yelling at people on the internet, he is the manliest man that Mike Pence and the red hatters on Volnation have ever seen.