I think this is perfect. If I'm Daniel Snyder I say, "We conducted a number of focus groups for an appropriate team name but every name we proposed offended someone. Since we live in a country where no one can be offended under any circumstance we went with "The Washington Football Team"....
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The executives of the team walked into the board room to choose a new nickname and on the board was written, "THE WASHINGTON FOOTBALL TEAM". They all looked around the table, shrugged their shoulders, and said, "I like it!"