The All things Lane Kiffin Car Accident Thread (merged)

In the perfect world the university was not aware and will not be held accountable. The rumor turns out to be proven and Layla leaves him taking 50%. USC gets in trouble for the crap their staff pulled on us in their final hours here. Then after one poor season they get rid of Kiff. Meanwhile the NCAA has placed the program under probation taking many scholarships and not allowing them in any bowls for a long time. Coach O gets hired by Dooley's former employer and he leave his bromance in CA only to get the ax after 1 season.
I will have to dream about this happening.
 
In the perfect world the university was not aware and will not be held accountable. The rumor turns out to be proven and Layla leaves him taking 50%. USC gets in trouble for the crap their staff pulled on us in their final hours here. Then after one poor season they get rid of Kiff. Meanwhile the NCAA has placed the program under probation taking many scholarships and not allowing them in any bowls for a long time. Coach O gets hired by Dooley's former employer and he leave his bromance in CA only to get the ax after 1 season.
I will have to dream about this happening.

I bet Layla doesn't care to be honest. She had to know...maybe not the whole story but I'm sure she knew the general pieces.
 
Ah, you may be correct. I know some or all of the assts get theirs from Duncan, so I assumed they all did. My bad.
 
I'm all for guns and weed but we need to get past this crap and figure out how to get a good recruiting class next season . On second thought that might be just what brings the best players to the hill
 
UT's coaches get their cars from Duncan Automotive, not Lexus of Knoxville FWIW.

I am not trying to argue, but I know for a FACT that several of the coaches drive cars provided by Toyota and Lexus of Knoxville. Some may come from Duncan Automotive as well.
 
A friend of my dad works there, and said they always have a bunch of cars leased to the coaches. That may just be the assistants though.
 
Okay just filling in the blanks and tell me if I'm somewhat on here. Judging from the buzzwords I've heard and what I can piece together. Lane may have been photographed in a comprising situation with a coed who may also be a hostess. Also wrecked the Lexus provided to him through the university and left drunk coeds at the scene of the accident to avoid possible scandal.
 
Okay just filling in the blanks and tell me if I'm somewhat on here. Judging from the buzzwords I've heard and what I can piece together. Lane may have been photographed in a comprising situation with a coed who may also be a hostess. Also wrecked the Lexus provided to him through the university and left drunk coeds at the scene of the accident to avoid possible scandal.

Are you a CSI?
 
With apologies to Bocephus, "Why must LAYLA Kiffin live out the songs Eric Clapton wrote?"

Layla
Cocaine
Double Crossin' Time
Behind the Mask
Can't Find My Way Home (tribute to Lane)
After Midnight
Bad Love
New Recruit
Teasin'
No Alibis
Goin Down Slow
 
With apologies to Bocephus, "Why must LAYLA Kiffin live out the songs Eric Clapton wrote?"

Layla
Cocaine
Double Crossin' Time
Behind the Mask
Can't Find My Way Home (tribute to Lane)
After Midnight
Bad Love
New Recruit
Teasin'
No Alibis
Goin Down Slow

So that's why she's so skinny, huh?
 

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