The Atlanta Braves Thread (Javy Lopez Edition)

[Scotty's Flat Top]

Someone want to volunteer to give Nati the "jimmy" per his request. I'm forever out on that one.

 

[Notorious B.E.N]

Has anyone seen ben?

I heard that y'all was looking for me, HERE I GO!

 

[Scotty's Flat Top]

I heard that y'all was looking for me, HERE I GO!

We some No Limit Soldiers.

 

[Notorious B.E.N]

We some No Limit Soldiers.

There was no jail or feds or none of that. Was just working like a dog.

I did like tnfalcon's comment about spelling Oklahoma with two D's in the middle.

 

[wU-Tang Vol]

I heard that y'all was looking for me, HERE I GO!

Daaannngggeeerrr.

Get on da flo'

Da ***** right hur', sang it!

 

[TBrown]

Haven't worn my BJ shirsey in a while, you guys. I need to rectify the situation

 

[TBrown]

There was no jail or feds or none of that. Was just working like a dog.

I did like tnfalcon's comment about spelling Oklahoma with two D's in the middle.

Notice how he didn't say there were no underage Asians..

 

[Notorious B.E.N]

Notice how he didn't say there were no underage Asians..

Define underage?....jk

 

[vol2013]

This Mexico s. Japan llws game is pretty good

 

[wU-Tang Vol]

A top three of Tennessee, Florida and USC, with the Vols continuing to hold the advantage. Coach Butch Jones and his staff have really connected with Hendrix, who tells 247Sports he’ll likely visit Knoxville on an official visit for the Georgia game instead of visiting Florida for an official that same weekend (Oct. 4). A source close to Hendrix says that he goes back and forth on committing or waiting to decide. Either way, Tennessee has created some space between itself and the other suitors.

-247 on Dewayne Hendrix.

 

[wU-Tang Vol]

This Mexico s. Japan llws game is pretty good

Every single kid for Japan has their favorite player as Yu Darvish except for one kid who liked A-Rod. Idk why but I laughed at that fact

 

[GreatWhiteNorth]

Define underage?....jk

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[Scotty's Flat Top]

A top three of Tennessee, Florida and USC, with the Vols continuing to hold the advantage. Coach Butch Jones and his staff have really connected with Hendrix, who tells 247Sports he’ll likely visit Knoxville on an official visit for the Georgia game instead of visiting Florida for an official that same weekend (Oct. 4). A source close to Hendrix says that he goes back and forth on committing or waiting to decide. Either way, Tennessee has created some space between itself and the other suitors.

-247 on Dewayne Hendrix.

Butch cool as an ocean breeze
Like Chester, he chasing cheese
Packs protection, cause playa hatin
spreads like STD's

 

[vol2013]

Every single kid for Japan has their favorite player as Yu Darvish except for one kid who liked A-Rod. Idk why but I laughed at that fact

Noticed that. It seems like it is like that every year with Japan. For forever it was Ichiro, then it was Matsuzaka for a couple of years, now it is Darvish. Wish the guy that like Arod though would've thrown in a #FreeArod though

 

[wU-Tang Vol]

Noticed that. It seems like it is like that every year with Japan. For forever it was Ichiro, then it was Matsuzaka for a couple of years, now it is Darvish. Wish the guy that like Arod though would've thrown in a #FreeArod though

Would have been epic in a Japanese accent

 

[Notorious B.E.N]

Noticed that. It seems like it is like that every year with Japan. For forever it was Ichiro, then it was Matsuzaka for a couple of years, now it is Darvish. Wish the guy that like Arod though would've thrown in a #FreeArod though

Sad that Hideo Nomo wasn't mentioned in this sentence

 

[zjcvols]

Just wanted you guys to know that my current favorite Braves thread thing to see other than Verc's daily curmudgeonness is Scotty's Butch Jones raps.

 

[VOLinthaNATI]

Packs protection, cause playa hatin
spreads like STD's

It has infiltrated this thread for sure.

 

[vol2013]

This kids parents obviously know how to name their kid

Money Hunter - Yahoo! Sports

 

[005]

starting qb will be named monday.

#cmfff is my motto.

 

[kwhite40]

per Mark Bowman's twitter, @mlbbowman, Heyward is likely out 4-6 weeks with a fractured right jaw.

Do most broken jaws require being wired shut?

 

[TBrown]

F

 

[005]

shoot. ugh. that sucks.

 

[FalcoVol]

Godamnmutherfudginshatbutchcorksucker.

 

[vol2013]

Bryce Harper to the braves now