The Atlanta Braves Thread VII

[Vercingetorix]

I feel the same way about Eric Berry.

I don't disagree, but Berry was here for three years and at least played in an SECCG. Patterson was gone like a fart in the wind and he was here during a season that made me hate myself. I'll still feel a little sick every time I see him even if he's still playing the NFL 15 years from now.

 

[NochNoch]

You were drunk and coming off a last-second Florida win. Roseanne Barr would have looked like a 4* that night.

Fair enough. Talking of conquests on a message board will never come off as believable I suppose.

 

[wU-Tang Vol]

Harris hadn't ever really had any coaching before, right?

Not much. Same thing with Drae Bowles.

Check this out how he coaches em up:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lZ_K7wPJhp8&feature=youtube_gdata_player

 

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forgot about drae... hope he changes that. we need any sort of impact at WR early.

 

[Vercingetorix]

I'm pretty honest about my conquests and my average was mid to low 3* around that time in life but she was part of a sorority organized bus trip up for the game...and she was hot.

I hope you wore a condom. Any girl who thinks "I'm only in town for three more hours; gotta find somebody to fsck me before I get back on the bus" is definitely getting double-teamed every weekend back in the chapterhouse toilet.

 

[wU-Tang Vol]

I'm pretty honest about my conquests and my average was mid to low 3* around that time in life but she was part of a sorority organized bus trip up for the game...and she was hot.

Hey man, you had to do what you had to do. Hell everyone has had a lagoon monster a time or two when they were hammered even. Its a cycle

 

[Notorious B.E.N]

Hey man, you had to do what you had to do. Hell everyone has had a lagoon monster a time or two when they were hammered even. Its a cycle

How're things with the yoga pants chick from work?

 

[vol2013]

I hope you wore a condom. Any girl who thinks "I'm only in town for three more hours; gotta find somebody to fsck me before I get back on the bus" is definitely getting double-teamed every weekend back in the chapterhouse toilet.

Noch's the Braves thread Magic Johnson

 

[Vercingetorix]

Fair enough. Talking of conquests on a message board will never come off as believable I suppose.

It's fairly amazing that anyone who spends as much time staring at computer screens as all of us do has ever seen a real live woman naked at all.

 

[TBrown]

Fair enough. Talking of conquests on a message board will never come off as believable I suppose.

I was just making an observation. I can buy a sorority bus trip in which case I could definitely grant her being hot. Not that you need my approval

 

[wU-Tang Vol]

How're things with the yoga pants chick from work?

Goin out to dinner tomorrow. See what happens

 

[GreatWhiteNorth]

Noch's the Braves thread Magic Johnson

Wilt IMO

 

[TBrown]

It's fairly amazing that anyone who spends as much time staring at computer screens as all of us do has ever seen a real live woman naked at all.

*phone screen

 

[TBrown]

Goin out to dinner tomorrow. See what happens

Golden Corral or Applebee's?

 

[Vercingetorix]

Hats off to Wu Tang for rocking the Jimmy all weekend. Can't believe nobody else has claimed it yet.

 

[wU-Tang Vol]

Golden Corral or Applebee's?

Lulz. Cheddar's

 

[wU-Tang Vol]

Hats off to Wu Tang for rocking the Jimmy all weekend. Can't believe nobody else has claimed it yet.

I'm shocked too. It'll happen soon

 

[TBrown]

Lulz. Cheddar's

Haha.

Cheddars is nice

 

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"don't jump... you're 6'9''. don't jump." Coach Z to Croom. Haha.

That is an awesome video. Should not have watched. Too excited now. Crap. Stay on Croom's ass all day everyday in practice, please.

 

[wU-Tang Vol]

"don't jump... you're 6'9''. don't jump." Coach Z to Croom. Haha.

That is an awesome video. Should not have watched. Too excited now. Crap. Stay on Croom's ass all day everyday in practice, please.

Croom could be a monster at receiver

 

[NochNoch]

I hope you wore a condom. Any girl who thinks "I'm only in town for three more hours; gotta find somebody to fsck me before I get back on the bus" is definitely getting double-teamed every weekend back in the chapterhouse toilet.

Luckily I was damn good about always rolling with protection every damn time. I was unfortunate enough to know a friend in high school who ended up in a seriously bad way, scared me chitless at a very impressionable age.

 

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He and Harris are what we need outside when they get there.

 

[Notorious B.E.N]

Lulz. Cheddar's

Cheddar's is so underrated

 

[Notorious B.E.N]

*phone screen

Im mobile 98% of the time

 

[Vercingetorix]

*phone screen

Having your face buried in a phone all the time doesn't exactly charm a lady's pants off either.