The Atlanta Braves Thread VII

[Vercingetorix]

"Florida Man Sips Beer As He Wanders Naked Through Neighborhood; Says He Didn't Know He Had No Clothes On." Probably going to be me in about 9 hours.

 

[zjcvols]

Scotty didn't switch it. Thought I'd give him a pleasant surprise.

 

[Vercingetorix]

No fair if GWN gets so drunk he passes out before I even make it to the bar

 

[Scotty's Flat Top]

Shout out to Reg, I did that for you bruh.

 

[Scotty's Flat Top]

Wasn't it Jimmy that broke the Kiffin hire back in the day?

Insert blind squirrel cliche

 

[Scotty's Flat Top]

http://deadspin.com/baseball-blogge...source=deadspin_twitter&utm_medium=socialflow

Melky is such a tool

(Left a crappy tip to waitress)

 

[Vercingetorix]

That's a crappy tip, but it's not awful enough to call him out publicly like that. She sucks too.

 

[Scotty's Flat Top]

That's a crappy tip, but it's not awful enough to call him out publicly like that. She sucks too.

Yeah she definitely sucks too. Violates the confidentiality but come on Melky.

 

[Notorious B.E.N]

That's a crappy tip, but it's not awful enough to call him out publicly like that. She sucks too.

She could have been a sorry ass waitress

 

[Notorious B.E.N]

Yeah she definitely sucks too. Violates the confidentiality but come on Melky.

Didn't some chick get fired for posting a pic of Peyton's bill one time when he left a huge tip?

 

[TBrown]

Clarification of a ruling: what happens if someone pulls a jimmy while they're jimmying?

 

[Scotty's Flat Top]

Didn't some chick get fired for posting a pic of Peyton's bill one time when he left a huge tip?

Yep.

Peyton is saint.

 

[Scotty's Flat Top]

Clarification of a ruling: what happens if someone pulls a jimmy while they're jimmying?

Can't jimmy a jimmy IMO

 

[Vercingetorix]

Clarification of a ruling: what happens if someone pulls a jimmy while they're jimmying?

We need Underscore to photoshop a picture of Jimmy with two heads.

 

[Regulator]

I gave Regulator a temporary avatar which is all too appropriate for today.

I've got to see this.

Edit: If he goes 4-for-4 and/or hits a HR today, I'm keeping it.

 

[Scotty's Flat Top]

*Daily Miggy nut swing*

Miggy could go 0 for his next 79 and still be batting .300

 

[Vercingetorix]

She could have been a sorry ass waitress

I never tip under 15 percent no matter how crappy the service is. That's their salary. I'm not taking someone's salary away just because it took too long to get my sandwich.

 

[Scotty's Flat Top]

@cantpredictball: You could go 2-5 with a homer and single every day of the season, hit .400 with 162 homers and 324 hits, and have a lower OPS than Bonds '04

 

[TBrown]

I've got to see this.

Edit: If he goes 4-for-4 and/or hits a HR today, I'm keeping it.

Liked it before the edit. Now wish I could unlike it

 

[TBrown]

@cantpredictball: You could go 2-5 with a homer and single every day of the season, hit .400 with 162 homers and 324 hits, and have a lower OPS than Bonds '04

Cause..wait for it.. GOAT

 

[Scotty's Flat Top]

Cause..wait for it.. GOAT

He is up there. I got Ted Williams as the goat.

 

[TBrown]

Bowman said while Wood is down he could make a minor league start and claim a rotation spot after the break.

Don't we have beachy coming back to claim a rotation spot and give us 6 guys for 5 slots? Now we want 7?

 

[Notorious B.E.N]

I never tip under 15 percent no matter how crappy the service is. That's their salary. I'm not taking someone's salary away just because it took too long to get my sandwich.

I always atleast do 20%. Except for this one guy at BWW, i didnt leave him a dime.

 

[TBrown]

I always atleast do 20%. Except for this one guy at BWW, i didnt leave him a dime.

I was at bww with a friend one time. The waiter mixed up some stuff on our checks and mine ended up being more than it should and my friends less. He said that's ok I'll just tip for both of us. So I signed my receipt with no tip and my buddy tipped about 3.50. I was like wtf dude

 

[TBrown]

"Rather be lucky than good" - mike minor